Austin Stricker

hi

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Delaney @_delaneyjoyce]

edgar allan poe is always assuming you know the same people he does. “a maiden whom you may know by the name of annabel lee” first i’m hearing! “the rare & radiant maiden whom the angels name lenore” bro i have not had the honor!!!

[Austin Stricker @austin_stricker]

@NealKisor when Gojo comes through the door, my heart stops

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

THE COVID SHUFFLE!

[tim 🏌🏽‍♂️ @foretimsake]

you got to be kidding LMAOOOOOO

[🎀 @KittenElise]

My family is at a restaurant and my dad just casually pulls these out of his pocket?? And starts putting them on everything??????

[Chase @chaselyons]

super sick loud car bro, i loved when it was super loud and everyone on the street looked, did you just finish having sex? i wouldn’t be surprised, you’re the man bro

[black joe dirt @BigBabyScumbag]

getting the bag all 2020 💝

[u 🇵🇸 @u_ramx]

good morning

[Nicky @nickturani]

So I’m pretty sure the screaming matches between my parents have been over what type of car they’re surprising me with :)

Just pick one and sleep in the same room again!

[Queso @djbitchtits]

As I Lay Vibing

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

im usually never serious on the internet but thought this was something too important to ignore.
PSA

[Rad Wizzy @RadWizzy]

My octopus can beat up your octopus.

*octopus flicks cig*
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"Lets do this."

[kam @Kamstaxalot]

THIS SO FUNNY HAHA no really watch the fucking video

[go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog @MattGrippi]

bullying this scooter for being a narc