austin taylor

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Mitchell Trubisky will replace Mike Glennon as the Bears starting QB.

"What the f*ck took so long?"

-Everyone Who Watches Football

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

BREAKING: The Juice is Loose! O.J. Simpson has been released from Prison and signs a 1 year $6M deal to play RB for the Cleveland Browns.

[Savage Matthews @SavageAuston34]

Babs is giving me and willy the night off. I think he’s scared that if we keep playing like this, sluts are gonna start jumping the glass

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Back when the President didn't mind if you took a knee...

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

If you got up to go to the refrigerator today, you racked up more rushing yards than Ezekiel Elliott did vs the Broncos.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

The Patriots currently have the worst record in the NFL.

[Michael Bennett @mosesbread72]

Equality.

[austin taylor @austinb_taylor]

@SawyerBuett Just like when you say you don't like cheesecake and everyone thinks you have no taste... oh wait🤔

[Katelyn Barsi @katelynbarsi_]

@austinb_taylor I'm more loyal than Connors mom but

[austin taylor @austinb_taylor]

@adhetherington *goes to bed at 8*

[austin taylor @austinb_taylor]

@MeninistTweet @ShaiBrookeTay

[austin taylor @austinb_taylor]

Fresca is a crap drink overall, very overrated @SawyerBuett

[Leighton Bearchell @bearchell9]

After much research, experimentation, and consideration, I have decided adulthood isn't for me. Thank you for the opportunity