Austin Day

Entrepreneur, comedian, rapper, supplement whore, health freak & I love working out #DEATHSQUAD #ATX #DFW

[B.Keyz @heistbox]

Actually I'll make a deal with yall...If THIS tweet gets 1,000 RT's I will drop the "Killer Instinct" video early!!!!

[Austin Day @austincday]

New mic! Super excited to record. Now it's time to get to work! https://t.co/blGFQPx85b

[Austin Day @austincday]

Interesting name choice.... I've always wanted to have two mom's in the raw... https://t.co/v9dYzFwT5j

[Aubrey Marcus @AubreyMarcus]

Heartfelt recognition to one of time's greatest mystics, and an unwavering middle finger to those who have hurt people in his name. #Easter

[Austin Day @austincday]

Because it's easier to dial 5 digits instead of 3...I guess dialing 911 is too simple for… https://t.co/RyRmJb3PQ7

[Austin Day @austincday]

@TreyEnterline Happy birthday, dick!

[Austin Day @austincday]

Sharing the beauty of nature during a round of disc golf the other day... And some bogeys as… https://t.co/1o2AzGzNTK

[Austin Day @austincday]

Burning a Christmas tree at the Honky tonk! #WowThat'sSoHot! https://t.co/fOcSQOTyIV

[Austin Day @austincday]

I think I have a pill problem... https://t.co/hcEhxDvtI6

[Austin Day @austincday]

Explosive morning shits. Brought to you by eating too much spaghetti

[Austin Day @austincday]

A whole show dedicated to celebrity gossip... What a bizarre fucking world we live in! #Tmz https://t.co/AJJyz1lw53

[Austin Day @austincday]

I prefer my jalapeños to be vegetarian fed before they're slaughtered... @ Whole Foods Market https://t.co/sjjzv6K5Ye

[Austin Day @austincday]

Delicious Dumps! Just dump and bake!
Dollar General "Making Dumps great again!" https://t.co/Wl8je2CwfK

[Austin Day @austincday]

My friend James killing it last night @ Plush! @ Plush ATX https://t.co/encPlmmCRY

[Austin Day @austincday]

Because surely this will get the dog to stand still... https://t.co/o0BtHtkTJH

[Austin Day @austincday]

The "I dropped out of college to pursue my dreams" starter pack. (yes, I'm roasting myself) https://t.co/G0xnnKKUvZ

[Austin Day @austincday]

Download @lyft for rides in minutes. Use my invite code for up to $50 in free ride credit! Terms apply. https://t.co/uXaTHl8jbN

[Austin Day @austincday]

When the dryer won't even give you a break... https://t.co/TgnRQdyd5U

[Austin Day @austincday]

@ask Lyft my driver summary says my acceptance rate is at 81%, but my app shows 94% for the week. Which is correct?

[Austin Day @austincday]

There's no telling how many cats this person hoards too... https://t.co/KlHR0EcCmU