austindavid

just a guy

[austindavid @austindavid]

@hobbeswalsh radzilla latte

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@bandarji Dang! Why does all the great stuff happen to you on 4/1?

[austindavid @austindavid]

@lesicorn That's because you borrowed the money.

[austindavid @austindavid]

@lesicorn Did you order?

[austindavid @austindavid]

@bandarji This is fixable. Make the default/first account hers, then a new one for you at the end of the list.

Source: netflix kept recommending romcoms until I figured this out

[austindavid @austindavid]

Or a comedy troupe

[austindavid @austindavid]

@bandarji Was it about semicolons, or leading spaces?

[austindavid @austindavid]

@bandarji Was it about semicolons, or leading spaces?

[austindavid @austindavid]

@lesicorn If the trumpets taught us anything it's not to tweet your crimes, @lesicorn

[Strife @Strife212]

STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE

[austindavid @austindavid]

Trick question; Georgia can't make tea.

[austindavid @austindavid]

In what situation is it appropriate to order tea in Georgia and get a medium cup?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Lindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours Rehearsing https://t.co/tUFkW5vbWh

[Sarah Smith 🦙 @sarahesmith23]

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Potential Employee Uprising Quelled With Free Pizza https://t.co/Z6ggFyNPWF @RobinhoodApp

[austindavid @austindavid]

@lesicorn I think I have an idea for rekindling the dumpsterfires

[Live5News @Live5News]

Report: Ohio lawmakers to introduce bill creating “President Donald J. Trump Day”
https://t.co/DOub7TCvTX

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Who does Rudy Giuliani answer to?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Redditors’ Class Action Lawsuit Alleges Robinhood On Some Bitch Shit https://t.co/A5yOLclJaQ

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?

[Steven Strobl @str0b1]

@traesop @justinkan I noticed this morning at 4:30am pacific time that a big wall had been set at $525. 7,000 at $500, 4,700 at $510, 3,200 at $520, 42,000 at $525, 2,300 at $530, 11,000 at $550, 7,600 at $600.