Austin Klawitter

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

Butler University has only the HIGHEST expectations for its students.

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@no85030186 @reinsimm @RealChalamet You could ask those questions or just continue to take celebrity activism at face value and call it good like a smooth brain

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@no85030186 @reinsimm @RealChalamet "he is doing something good" take your unedecated anime avi out of the replies. Can you define good? Was this the best route of activism for Timothy to take? How practical is it? What are the environmental implications of clothing production? Fuck outta here

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@notafraidofbugs Never

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@lustig_jimmy @reinsimm Fun incarnate has entered the chat

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@reinsimm You had 2 objectively affirming and positive things happen today; moldy bread is a choice

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

If he does the Willy Wonka somersault when he leaves the hospital we’re gonna have to give it up for the guy

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

this is the most newsroom ass shit that has ever happened

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@reinsimm I'm not your content machine

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

I'm obviously getting the hang of this quickly.

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

This is my first original tweet since September 2018 and it is very good.

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

That one scene from American Psycho but instead of Huey Lewis and the News' hit song Hip to be Square it's Rascal Flatts' smash hit Life is a Highway. Food for thought.

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask ❤️)

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@ware_ajware7 @bridget__early @butleru Hey man just wanted to reach out and connect about potentially hooking me up with a spot on BU's PR team. Bootlicking on Twitter in a thought out thread expressing concern for the community seems like fun. S/o you for giving FACTS like how risk is associated with pandemic

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@notafraidofbugs @notmaryymartinn @notafraidofbugs I want you to know that I specifically see what you've done here, and I appreciate it.

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@notafraidofbugs I like the set design (box that says bread)

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@ChristinaJens14 @reinsimm Fruit is nature's candy.

[Austin Klawitter @austinklawitter]

@ChristinaJens14 @reinsimm Every day. This plagues me every day.