will

Normal Guy

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈

[will @notafraidofbugs]

Killdeer, red-winged blackbird, tree swallow, black-necked stilt

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My boss chucking: I will definitely check out no country for old men. Now I want to talk about the reason I called you in. You've called out 16 times these last months due to "the entity".

Adopting a southern accent for the first time in my life: Thats correct ma'am

[SciFi Art @retroscifiart]

Art by Tim Hildebrandt for the 1988 Collier / Macmillan editions of John Christopher’s Tripods trilogy.

[fishious @fishquichee]

I should be allowed to connect to the mycelium network

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i am hearing that on his deathbed donald trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. even now he…oh he’s still alive? he decided to just praised allah?

[spaniel avenger @nicebigdog]

your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

An illness has taken hold of me. A great plague has begun touching on me

[will @notafraidofbugs]

@ok_listener

[brian @brianonhere]

it’s really something to see all these western “leftists” just going about their lives as the empire they prop up commits unspe— (getting laid) Joy is a revolutionary act,

[will @notafraidofbugs]

if you don't like birds you are a fool

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

For dinner we're having residue and debris

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Just saw an object in motion come to rest with absolutely no outside forces involved whatsoever

[SHITTER ASS @SHlTTERASS]

does anyone know what to do

[will @notafraidofbugs]

when does it end

[Edward @heartpyres]

scrolling twitter: ……..that’s disingenuous….. that’s not bad….. that’s disingenuous …… that’s disingenuous …. shoot that guy. shoot that guy and kill that guy.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

[cabby @cabby]

the world is so beautiful if you just go inside and sit in the dark for 16 hours playing video games