Austin Kleber

Former tv news producer | Proud Terp | @merrillcollege made | Big fan of the Cubs, movies and rosemary salt

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

Dollar dog night https://t.co/rb022G8b17

[Rasputin @EvanRasputin]

Tell me 3 words better than I love you.

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

The Scott Pelley story to me is a lesson in how if you work hard enough in your career to get Fuck You Money, the real reward is the day you need to say it, you can

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@mattlindner Like, just give him a bears hat bro. It’s not that difficult

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@SurgingSpecs @TalkinBaseball_ Not even the best in Milwaukee’s division lol. 2015 Jake Arrieta. Oh, and he actually won the cy young

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

One of the defining hallmarks of our modern age is that people in charge of good things are willing to make them incrementally worse for a chance to make more money, knowing most people are powerless to stop it.

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@MarchMadnessMBB

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

In a 24-team playoff, both these teams are comfortably in, with a bye. This game means nothing.

In 2013, it’s widely regarded as one of the most dramatic football games of all time.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The FDA has blocked publication of research that found widely used Covid-19 and shingles vaccines were safe. https://t.co/P4ZNeIfvPV

[Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch]

Your media company does not love you.
You provide a service for them.
Now, your management may like you very much. They may put you in brochures, pay you great money and have you talk to the fancy advertisers because you are charming as hell.
But they do not love you. And they will break up with you one day.
You can love the work. You can love your colleagues.
But it's a business. Always.
I've seen too many in the business have their marriages and partnerships get destroyed by not having those boundaries. It can also kill your health, mental and physical.
Good on Lexi for realizing this at a young age.

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@CespedesBBQ Hope you’re in the bleachers, cuz otherwise a significant portion of your time will be spent waiting in line

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

We're finally going to get that thing nobody asked for.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: The Trump administration provided a lower level of security for the White House correspondents’ dinner than it has for other gatherings of high-ranking officials, according to officials familiar with the plan. https://t.co/FrnRGnGDHA

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@SteinBudweiser @AlertsNova Hey Budweiser Stein, big fan of the name. I am quality guy, but unlike Kevin Willard, I also prefer depth. As you can see, Maryland appears to have both. One 5 star recruit, and two more 4 star recruits than Nova. Hope that answers your question!

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@Kofie @TransferPortal @JoeTipton I cannot in good faith take credit for the hard work of the #mbc

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Maryland has the NUMBER ONE incoming overall class on 247Sports 🐢

5⭐️ Baba Oladotun
4⭐️ Tomislav Buljan (New Mexico)
4⭐️ Bishop Boswell (Tennessee)
4⭐️ Kaden House
4⭐️ Adama Tambedou
3⭐️ Robert Jennings (OKST)
3⭐️ Austin Brown

Buzz Williams is on FIRE 🔥

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@Strikeoutglitch He struck out 9 in 6 innings and only allowed one walk. You let him go until his stuff looks shaky

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

Leave it to Craig Counsell to pull a pitcher throwing a no-hitter with 9 Ks and then sub in a guy who immediately allows a two-run home run

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

I tried to ask Nexstar CEO Perry Sook for his thoughts about today's court hearing and whether he had anything to say to journalists who were laid off at KTLA, WPIX and WGN-TV before his company closed on its merger with TEGNA. He didn't have much to say.

$NXST

[Austin Kleber @austinkleber]

@mattlindner There are also still divey bars in Wrigleyville! But people who complain about it won’t bother to look past a two-block stretch of Clark St