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[yolo dad @austonomics]

this tweet goes out to all the people we've "kinda dated"

[yolo dad @austonomics]

Ravenclaw, Pisces, Neutral Good

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@ShigBit Dammit

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@chasemerica Safe to say I liked everything in life more as a kid except maybe naps and getting flannels for Christmas

[Eliza 🇵🇸 @elizardd]

Most people with Fjallraven backpacks:

Ï äm ä smöl bëän & 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓷 m𝔂 ʟɛɢ ⓛⓞⓞⓚⓢ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓸𝓻 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷 ⊂( ・ ̫・)⊃

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@keslerbear Feels.

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@keslerbear It never loses its magic, does it?

[Lindsay Zoladz @lindsayzoladz]

DON'T BAIL OUT THE BANKS, BAIL OUT MOVIEPASS

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@jennnwoodward @emmavidmar @smashrob Timeless and legendary ❤️

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Around the third sangria, the women catch on that nobody invited me, but by then I’m off to the next book club.

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@ElliePeek Did you hear that the district whose judge made the ruling recently voted him out? Very cool

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

To be 100% clear, even if Twitter is shadow banning, I wouldn’t want the government to get involved. Much like YouTube demonetization, we can all voice our opinion and hopefully things get better. YouTube seemingly has. Pressure and competition are the answer, not government.

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@colbyajohnson bananas are the slim Jims of fruits so it’s ok

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@bluebirdcourt Hm good point

[Taylor Dahl @tabdahlwastaken]

Guys I worked on this :0 it is now real https://t.co/p96MrJ1KHi

[yolo dad @austonomics]

@itsmattfred 🎵hope they don’t sell out by nine o’clock🎵

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@kaliebrownn Only 1890s kids will get this 👌🏻💯😂