Austyn Harris

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

How are so many people wearing blue jeans rn like I'm dying in PFG's and a tshirt I sure as hell would be melting in a pair of blue jeans

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

My wife went to an Ally and AJ concert without me, is this our potential break up song?

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

@willswtchengage Yooo haha that apartment was fucked and awesome at the same time

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

@kiser_alex Especially while at work tho

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

I don’t trust the Kellogg Raisin Bran sun character. Something about it is off putting

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

@brian_harris89 @TheBigGuyWJCL @ECHL @enmarketarena @WJCLNews That’s Savannah’s rugby team name

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

There’s only one undefeated SEC team and it ain’t Alabama #HBTFD

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

@davisjoee

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON RAND PAUL AND PEOPLE TAKIN IVERMECTIN

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

Jackie wouldn’t take a tequila shot with me at brunch… divorce lawyer on standby

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

If I have a problem with a company, I want to be able to go and talk about it face to face, not be given a phone number and be transferred 6 times

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

It would have been really cool to be a nurse back in the old days, but idk if I could pull off the skirt and bonnet

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

@davisjoee Major throwback to highschool omg

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

Leather steering wheels are nice until it’s 90 degrees outside and you can’t hold onto it for more than 5 seconds at a time without your hands getting blistered

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

#NewProfilePic

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

Marriage is hard work. Marriage is also playing Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to do the chores that neither one of us want to do and I’m ok with that

[Punished Bill Burr @willswtchengage]

ha ha new year new me ha ha jk no it is the same me 😎

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

Margaritas in Mexico are stronger than ever clear, and I’m not complaining

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

Well y’all, I passed my final and can officially say I’m done with college (for right now anyways)

[Austyn Harris @AustynHarris1]

T-minus 2 months till the best day ever with the best girl ever. December can’t come quick enough