Liza Perani

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[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Spoken like a guy who didn't watch that Bluey episode where the dad takes the kids to the pool and doesn't pack anything

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

pretty cool system we've got here where we pay for health insurance and then also pay for medical treatment

[sis thee doll @ucancallmesis]

there was alot of life to live and disney channel had a stacked lineup diva

[Bluwolfblitz @bluwolfblitz]

All I’m hearing is good news

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

Everyone keeps arguing about insurance vs universal healthcare.

Meanwhile, health insurance companies reported 48 billion in profit last year.

We do not have a healthcare system. We have a billing system.

And the bill is you.

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[… @Unkle_K]

Well… some of us weren’t stupid

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

There is exactly one generation that can rotate a pdf and there will never be another. The knowledge dies with us.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

If by “rizz” you mean “rizzentment” then yeah, I’ve got tons of that

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

I was being sheepish about spending $200 on a dress and my husband goes, “well maybe it would help if you thought about it as a $100 top and a $100 bottom?”

Where did he learn girl math??

[trash jones @jzux]

money can’t buy happiness until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can

[p @pehyt0n]

networking (trying to find friends with a boat)

[Skuyler @skuyler_]

Hope we didn’t need that.

~me vacuuming

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[joe @hornburgalar]

My mom hates the new Lady Gaga song we are so fucking back !!!!!!!!!