Austin Guimond

I only tweet the best stuff. You're welcome.

[Austin Guimond @austypumpkin2]

"Whenever I smell cold winter air it makes me think of being single." Bob Neel 2016

[Austin Guimond @austypumpkin2]

@RaeSremmurd I've got a nerf gun to protect me from all the bad bitches

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Today I payed 9 bucks for 11 gallons of gas! Have I traveled back in time?

[Austin Guimond @austypumpkin2]

When you go Christmas shopping, see someone you know, say hi, but completely forget their name. Happy Holidays!

[Austin Guimond @austypumpkin2]

I am weirdly happy that I got a C in ochem.

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Southern Wyoming is so beautiful, said no one ever.

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Just got my flatmates for next semester, it's gettin real! #NewZealand2015

[Blue House® @TheBlueHouse69]

And the winner is...... @austypumpkin2 !!!! Congrats! The prize is a trip with the the blue haus to the pumpkin patch!

[Austin Guimond @austypumpkin2]

Was just walking around around the capital with my behavioral class when a man comes up and says, "well you are all obviously Christians"...

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@TheBlueHouse69 and Ben makes 4!

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@TheBlueHouse69 this one was hard to get but Yonny couldn't resist my charm

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@marikamcc not a comeback it's a compliment. Just trying to be nice.

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@marikamcc yeah I guess I can't top that...

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@TheBlueHouse69 Two down two to go #winningduh

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@TheBlueHouse69 One down three to go.#gonnawin

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Just one of those mornings when your roommate takes a 25 minute shower. I guess walking in the rain will be my shower...

[Austin Guimond @austypumpkin2]

When your professor texts you that there's no class tomorrow!

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Best bio pick up line ever. If I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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@montyamilli Oh yes!