Austin

Just a Florida native who loves theme parks. All tweets are my own. (he/him)

[anevan @swiftfobico]

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[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Can’t watch the vmas in Australia so I’m just pouring Nickelodeon slime all over myself in my hotel room pretending I won something

[alice @tayflorencism]

why is this a sims 4 screenshot

[♡ @leighsbosco]

puss in boots almost has the same opening yet ended up being a hit. never underestimate the word of mouth. this movie will not flop on my watch.

[mallorys party bus @_jetpckblues]

my animal crossing character showing me the fish they caught #bb28

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Every Mamdani headline is like “Mamdani institutes puppy petting stands on every corner” and every Trump headline is like “Trump to fill Grand Canyon with concrete”

[Austin @auswin44]

EVERYONE GO SEE IT NOW! ITS SO GOOD 😭😭

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’ earned $12.8M on its domestic opening weekend.

• Budget was $80M

• One of the worst openings ever for DreamWorks

[Austin @auswin44]

@caitlizgrace @megadis13 @elvenage 🖤🖤🖤

[𝕎𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕐 @just_westy_]

#ThetraitorsUS

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Jay is over here talking about a WIFE??
#TheTraitorsUS

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

tears streaming down my face

[e. de lioncourt @mirroirball]

patient zero é ok até a bridge que é horrivel. cleveland tem o potencial de destruir um país europeu de tão radioativo. pink clouding seria uma musica fraca de um album bom. babylon é gracinha mas wha the fuck is she talking about

[fleur⋆˚࿔ @foredvens]

when patient zero was almost a 9 and then taylor started talking

[Ella Maulding @ellamaulding]

This is the problem with old people in office. They don't care what happens to our country because they will not live to see the damage. Politicians should be 30-45 years old. It's actually criminal that 80+ year olds are representing us.

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

During Watergate, 69 people from Nixon’s staff were charged with crimes. Unless the current judges start doing the same, Trump’s White House will continue to ignore them.

Start showing some fucking teeth or this country is done. Constitutional crisis is an understatement.

[victoria ✄ @swiftstpds]

taylor swift you’ve written some of the best bridges in lyrical history i know you’re in there somewhere come back to us please

[Dream Girl @tays_dreamgirl]

I hope Max Martin and Shellback never get near a Taylor Swift song ever again

[el ✭ @eleesalw]

Eric’s wife when she sees that he caught a fish #Survivor51

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Austin @auswin44]

I COULD HAVE HAD NEW SCREAM QUEENS CONTENT?!?!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ryan Murphy reveals that ‘American Horror Story’ Season 13 would have had a crossover with ‘Scream Queens’ but was scrapped due to Ariana Grande’s tour.