randy

crock pot pro | big fan of microsoft excel, live music, and airline snacks

[randy @ausxpm]

@HiltonHonors Fmr HH Diamond, missed Diamond in 2025 by 1 night. Noticing this, I booked a stay for 12/31 to get that last night and re-gain status. I’m now told that night applies to 2026 and there’s no way to have it applied to 2025. Can you help retain my status?

[Kelly Price @thekellyprice]

“Mom, what was it like hearing the SEC on CBS theme song before the big game?”

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@hannah_presley_ okay but they changed!! without our permission???

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my very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas and that, my friends, is why we now have planet fitness

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@chloeb4308 when she said release your inner bitches or whatever, i felt that

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@MyrandaKatlyn17 @amvanniee i never finished it bc someone spoiled the ending for me 9 years ago. Maybe it’s time

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* @ChickfilA deciding not to cancel the side salad*

Me:

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@chloeb4308 we will never forget

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

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@sethcallahan_ the intern realizing he got the anthem and halftime invitations mixed up

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@cantliveinpeace

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@Phendricks west wing s2e8 “Shibboleth” and s3e1 “Isaac and Ishmael”. Premier entertainment👌🏽

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has anyone heard from denise richards recently

[z̵s̴a̶ ̸z̸s̶a̴ ̷g̸a̷b̴o̶r̴t̵i̷o̵n̴ @zsazsagabortion]

gonna name a cat denise but it’s short for “I wouldn’t be surprised if we never heard from denise richards again”

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bring back talking to your seat neighbors on the plane ‼️

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@Oh_My_Todd_ @magmgruber what’re your thoughts? #grainbowl

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@thejordant_ I had one of those as a promotional rebate card and it EXPIRED.

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@charles_samuel5 You can be my Katherine Clark

[randy @ausxpm]

as a former fraternity president who ran unruly chapter meetings in a house with members not unlike our congress, I feel duly qualified to serve our great nation as Speaker of the House. consider this an expression of interest