chloe

i actually used to be worse

[chloe @chloeb4308]

me scrolling through my own twitter: she is so damn funny i love her so much

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[chloe @chloeb4308]

tubi is a beautiful name for a girl

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[chloe @chloeb4308]

cee lo green killed my grandpa send tweet

[chloe @chloeb4308]

mark is trying to become ambidextrous

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

BREAKING: jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Anomaly @BRUIS3D_ANG3L]

My boyfriend lets me be evil and I think that’s beautiful

[Cher @cher]

Something is amiss with ipad

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

As long as I don’t allow myself to form any thoughts I’m pretty much normal

[chloe @chloeb4308]

all roads lead back to akon

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

[chloe @chloeb4308]

we can't let capris come back

[chloe @chloeb4308]

bitch don't wear no shoes in my house 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[chloe @chloeb4308]

margarita from a bendy straw

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I am both worse and better than you thought

[chloe @chloeb4308]

i love yard sale culture

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

But your honour you know how I get