Armanda Lambert 🐌 💿

someone's lost love. someone's mother, someone's friend. someone's nemesis,someone...

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo learned the word "hydrate", so now Elmo takes a lot of sippy breaks! Ha ha ha!

[Electric Mayhem @ElectricMayhem]

Remember: Always march to the beat of your own drum, not someone else's. Especially not to the beat of Animal's drum. That's not a march, it's a wild sprint down a steep cliff.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE COLD Fact: 💎

[Richard “Silly Creature” Gomez @StarmansArt]

Down in Fraggle Rock

[Armanda Lambert 🐌 💿 @authorArmanda]

@joeybagovdonuts Red pill

[Gonzo @GonzotheGreat]

Many things in life are a delicate balancing act: relationships, work, free time... and in my case, holding two chickens on a six-foot pole while walking a tightrope!

[ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T 🇨🇦☀️🫧 @smileitsfree44]

Ontario today ❄️🤣

[Sadhguru @SadhguruJV]

A spouse is not a destination but a fellow traveler. #SadhguruQuotes

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

And yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women

[Lauren Deutsch @LaurenCDeutsch]

In honor of #BettyWhiteBirthday, today's #ootd is this evening dress she wore in 1957. Sadly, I could not find any info on it, but I just can't get it out of mind! It has the fashionable New Look silhouette with ultra-feminine colors and materials. Gorgeous! #fashionhistory

[Armanda Lambert 🐌 💿 @authorArmanda]

@joeybagovdonuts

[Fozzie Bear @FozzieBear]

Happy #NationalHatDay! Say, do you know what type of athlete my hat admires the most? A bowler! Ahhhh! It gives you a pretty "striking" look. #WockaWocka!

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

What a remarkable man.

[ToughPigs: Muppet Fans Who Grew Up 🐸 @ToughPigs]

We are saddened to report the passing of composer Stephen Lawrence, who composed many Sesame Street songs including "Fuzzy and Blue" and "If Moon Was Cookie."

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[Armanda Lambert 🐌 💿 @authorArmanda]

@lukecombs @kehlar

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Want to GIVE AWAY the tour drumhead autographed by the band and I! LIKE this tweet, TAG a friend and/or RT this tweet and I’ll pick a winner!!

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

I’m picturing Trump in the pilot seat, making vroom-vroom sounds, having the time of his life.