josephine

clean title no liens runs great, once deadnamed by erika kirk, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

[josephine @autoionized]

i listened to the american rock band geese and now im transgender

[josephine @autoionized]

emily green pls pls pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[brynna @gaelickguidette]

11 year old me in the shower wondering why every one is making fun of me for being gay when I knew I liked girls

[Psychology Creepy 🧟 @autogynefiles]

(first day as a doctor) hell, I don’t know. It could be anything

[josephine @autoionized]

nobody views these tweets allowing me to use this account as a diary because i am pure of heart

[josephine @autoionized]

explaining to my mom that i’m a trans woman, realizing 10 min in that i have to backtrack and explain that i am not a gay man, then proceed to explain that i am a lesbian, then backtrack again to explain what a lesbian is

[josephine @autoionized]

bro ur literally busting my clit right now

[ominous @0MINOUSLUMINOUS]

slicing my throat open

[josephine @autoionized]

drop harry kane in the florida panhandle and let the gators have their way

[Jensen Ackles @JensenAckles]

My buddy Kirk was the waiter...can anyone spot the real blood pouring out of his head behind his ear? Took one for the team! Thanks again!

[i'm peeing @im_peeing]

i'm peeing

[josephine @autoionized]

the lirr is transphobic where is my air conditioning

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Clairo has shot and killed Peppa Pig.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Dude, I love your opinions!!! They remind me of state media

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Caesar Salad is younger and more beautiful

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

#Happy4thofJuly