For those coming to Emirates. Club have agreed to @REDactionAFC request
‘Meet the team bus’ event all set for 2nd leg on Tuesday : 5.30 - 6.15pm ish, Hornsey Rd, Bear rdbt / Benwell Rd, Queensland Rd area. Need everyone to turn up and get involved, further details in a few days!
Thought Kai Havertz scoring would be the best thing I watch tonight but here’s John Terry recording himself thinking Chelsea will score only for Kai to win it. In his full Chelsea tracksuit ahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
BREAKING: American Wonders Why Europe Is Beautiful Despite Not Being Entirely Owned by One Silicon Valley Megacorp
Economists were stunned today when an American tourist demanded to know how Europe can offer world class vacations even though its largest company is only a fraction of the size of NVIDIA.
Experts explained that Europe’s ancient cities, rich culture and functioning healthcare system appear to operate on a bizarre, mysterious principle known as “not everything has to be a trillion dollar monopoly.”
Researchers also noted that European beaches, museums and food continue to attract millions of visitors every year despite the continent’s shocking failure to launch a graphics card company that can melt a data center.
When asked for comment, one European replied: “Our buildings have stood for a thousand years. NVIDIA has existed for about five minutes. Relax.”