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[Lark @king_of_limb]

girlfriend: how am I supposed to feel loved in this relationship if you're unable to love yourself
fully nude gnome sprinting under the table and going so fast his giggle has the doppler effect: HOO ʜᴏᴏ ʰᵒᵒ ͘͘͘
me: what the hell was that
ex-girlfriend: you always do this

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@waxaxe1 @AsteadWH His “fastball” is keeping the healthcare industry cash flowing into his coffers. I doubt that’ll go anytime soon

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

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@ravi_mangla Their big thing I keep noticing is talking about electing “fighters” And “workhorses”. What specifically they’re fighting and working for god only knows.

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@jacob_mauren You’re right man, Tony Evers really has us fired up. You fucking clown. His margin vs a dogshit candidate was not great and people are forgetting just how bad Scott Walker was for Wisconsin. A do nothing centrist isn’t a guarantee anymore.

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@WilliesWater @SixersAdam God I hate dj Khalid

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@ScottWalker @nyknicks @NBA The definition of dim-witted

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@AlexJayBrady Crazy that a human being can get that far, do such awful things, let alone look back on it and not kill themselves.

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@donmillershow @ChildrenNeedUs_ @nytimes Bought and paid for by the healthcare industry to ensure Americans pay more for worse results than nearly every other developed nation

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@JuMosq Does the nfl have any lever they can pull to get players to run these drills again? Or are the pro day numbers good enough to where they don’t care?

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@itsdomyoutube Let’s not take this too far. He flashed throughout his rookie season and put up 7 catches 117 yards and a touchdown his first playoff game. Got hurt and let it affect his play/hands sophomore year. Big reason fans blew it up was Jordy popped his acl and the offense struggled

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@ryanlightbourn Ugly, semi-coherently assembled gifs

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@artwonderx @tragicbirdapp A loving homage

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@OHSPORTS09 @dpete0310 @Ihartitz Worthless ai garbage

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@PhillyAn4rchY @SteelerHabs @desena_tyler We get your point but you are entirely out of touch on the QB market. The situation you are describing commands far more than $5 million a year, just look at Fields and Daniel Jones. Both near flameouts and still signed at $20m and $14m.

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@Trybacon_ai Ai using copyrighted material, what a shock. The computer will never create, only copy.

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@fr8guy @Ferd_Turgeson https://t.co/iSY5LxjRIp

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@ok_post_guy You moron

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@JLucroy20 Don’t make me get out the luggage, Jon…

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@TheCheeseKing__ He moves like an entirely different guy now. Like he had major spinal fusion done in his lower back.