Scribby Jelly

NSFW🔞, 29, trans, she/her, poly, useless dog, degenerate, DMs entertained.

If you're here for an own, I already have several owners, sorry. 🖤

[Scribby Jelly @auxyee]

@fixxieee "go smile for smile with me" lowkey goes so much harder than it has any right to at face value. which feels subtly appropriate, as a beautiful smile bears the value of a beautiful face.

you offer the cure of kindness. they impale themselves upon it through no fault of your own.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

And buddy let’s just say one of us is coming out of this pregnant

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@fkarayne 😵‍💫 i want to watch the Black Bile music video SO BAD 😵‍💫

(i did, and it fucks 😌)

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@unfamericatour @ZeeToTheHill "More cushion for the pushin'."

It is my belief that a simple cheeky idiom influenced JD Vance in a far more sinister fashion. In this episode, we'll explore how one might be misled into confusion over cheek and cushion, the "sofa-king" dilemma, and other signs couch-fucking.

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines

Conservative woman who placed 5th

[Scribby Jelly @auxyee]

@fuukerori hooly dooly packin' a tooly. you get starr.
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@WuNDaBREAD101 @Bwabbio @comfypari Unsubstantiated conspiratorial drivel. Go fuck yourself with your exorbitantly priced Daddy "BIGLY" Trump™ Realistically Flaccid Dildo with Leaky Catheter Insert.

[Scribby Jelly @auxyee]

@Bwabbio @comfypari This image is literally from the footage of the initial breach into the building. Dominic Pezzola broke through a window with a riot shield, and Michael Sparks was the first to enter.

You people can't acknowledge reality even when it's 4K 60FPS. Fuckin' cultist lobotomites.

[Scribby Jelly @auxyee]

@Bwabbio @comfypari Right, haha. No inbred MAGA dumbfuck would ever do anything violent like, say, smashing their way into the Capitol Building (while chanting to hang the vice-president) in an attempt to subvert an election at the whims of their king dumbfuck, hahhhhhh, that would be SO silly.

[Laplace's Demon Core @girlmadeofwires]

42 year old recently divorced upper middle class white woman who calls me the best of both worlds

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

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@C4Cypher @ChankinYains @G119ofT @gregthesorcerer Nah, after the alligator fuckhouse, your tranny is supposed to look like a plate of fucked spaghetti.

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@DeMickyD @ragnar_von I wouldn't be surprised, honestly. The glitch just caught me slippin' on my way back into the Matrix. Coincidences be coincidin' and shit.

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@DeMickyD @ragnar_von Life is weird. Literally just finished finally watching Ghost in the Shell for the first time like 5 minutes ago, notably featuring a dude named Batou. Then I get on here and the first post I see, I'm immediately reminded of some old Nord I killed years ago with the same name. 🤔

[Scribby Jelly @auxyee]

@givy120 @Spinny_3000 @virrals @smfox Maybe if "sex" were what I was concerned with, I'd care more, but it's about gender for me, which my brain separated genitalia from. The most masculine thing in my mind is facial hair, removing which dealt with much dysphoria. E has made my dick feminine anyway. 🤷‍♀️

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@virrals @smfox I'm just about exactly there with you, so much so that I've described it like that almost word for word. I think it might've bothered me in the beginning, but mental changes affect dysphoria just as physical ones. Dysphoria is rarely static, always evolving, for better or worse.

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@aki_lives @DeMickyD based. words to fuckin' live by, tbh. humor is half of the engine that drives me, and it's a mortal engine fueled by smiles and laughter.

[Aki: The Fool @aki_lives]

@DeMickyD "Trans women are unfunny" my brother we are women with penises, we were created to be the funniest people on earth

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@riflexit @noinconsistency D. all of the above. 😎

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@Faldar_Xaring @yassifiedlenin It's literally a post asking about how peoples' coming out stories went, you stupid and miserably vapid cunt.

[Scribby Jelly @auxyee]

@fixxieee "go smile for smile with me" lowkey goes so much harder than it has any right to at face value. which feels subtly appropriate, as a beautiful smile bears the value of a beautiful face.

you offer the cure of kindness. they impale themselves upon it through no fault of your own.