incorrect avalance

they probably said this at some point. DM me or tag me in your submissions :)

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween! it's terrible for the environment!

Sara: yeah! locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: bold of me to constantly use the phrase 'no worries'

Ava: when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

[what's happening on the waverider? @onthewaverider]

the waverider is currently on fire,,,, literally. it blew up.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Sara: How so?

Ava: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

[incorrect esperastra @wrongesperastra]

Astra: Hi.

Zari: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?

Astra: I did.

Zari: And what did they say?

Astra: ‘Thank you’

Zari: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?

Astra: They said, ‘Thank you.’ I said ‘I love you’ and Spooner said ‘Thank you’

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Sara: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Ava: Your life?

Sara: I- well yes, but-

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava, texting: answer your phone

Sara, texting back: wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Ava: understood

Ava, 5 minutes later: you’re a terrible person. you know you’re killing me. you’re killing me, Sara.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Sara: My only talent is being stress.

Ava: Don't you mean stressed?

Sara: No.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Sara: Ava taught me to think before I act.

Sara: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Astra: [running towards Spooner with open arms]

Spooner: [moves out of the way]

Astra: Hey, why'd you move?!

Spooner: I thought you were going to attack me.

Astra: I was going to hug you!

Spooner: Why would you hug me?

Astra: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

incorrect esperastra to appease my gay brain, a thread:

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Spooner: I think I'm falling for you.

Astra: Then get up.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: do you have a self-care routine?

Sara: "keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Might make an esperastra incorrect thread later today because my gay brain has had nothing but gay esperastra thoughts since 6x14 aired

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: are you ready to commit?

Sara: like, a crime or a relationship?

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Sara periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Ava: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: I fell—

Sara: From heaven?

Ava: No, I literally fell—

Sara: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Ava: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Sara: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Sara: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Ava: I wrote you a poem

Sara, already crying: You did?

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Ava: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Sara: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Ava: Stop.