incorrect esperastra

they're gay, your honor

[incorrect esperastra @wrongesperastra]

Spooner: Could you at least try to see this from my perspective?

Astra: [crouches down]

Spooner:

Astra:

Spooner: I hate you.

[incorrect esperastra @wrongesperastra]

Astra: You’re stupid.

Spooner: That’s it?

Astra: Give it a while. It’ll eat at you.

[later]

Spooner: Am I stupid?

Behrad: A little.

Spooner: Damn her.

[incorrect esperastra @wrongesperastra]

[Spooner teaching Astra how to drive]

Spooner: Okay, so you're driving and John and Behrad walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Astra: Behrad. He's nice but I could never hurt John.

Spooner:

Spooner: The breaks, Astra. You hit the breaks.

[incorrect esperastra @wrongesperastra]

Astra: Hi.

Zari: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?

Astra: I did.

Zari: And what did they say?

Astra: ‘Thank you’

Zari: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?

Astra: They said, ‘Thank you.’ I said ‘I love you’ and Spooner said ‘Thank you’

[incorrect esperastra @wrongesperastra]

[at a zoo]

Astra: What are they in for?

Spooner: Astra, this isn't prison.

Astra: So they can leave?

Spooner: No, but-

Astra, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

Astra: [running towards Spooner with open arms]

Spooner: [moves out of the way]

Astra: Hey, why'd you move?!

Spooner: I thought you were going to attack me.

Astra: I was going to hug you!

Spooner: Why would you hug me?

Astra: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[incorrect avalance @avalanceincrt]

incorrect esperastra to appease my gay brain, a thread:

[incorrect esperastra @wrongesperastra]

Astra: Do you know why I called you in here?

Spooner: Because I accidentally sent you a nude.

Astra: [Stops pouring two glasses of wine] Accidentally?