Tommy Tiernamen Square

I just came here to look at stuff.

[Tommy Tiernamen Square @ave_satanus]

Soup should come in bags. Forget wine, next time I'm playing Slap The Bag with a hearty beef and barley stew.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Happy earth day to you
Happy earth day to you
You woke up in an Arby’s
And you’re covered in blood

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

[Tommy Tiernamen Square @ave_satanus]

@AlaskaAir Just got off a flight back from Honolulu. No water or food for five hours. No air from the vents. The line for the restrooms covered half the plane at times. What's the point of earning Atmos Gold if it feels like riding a dirty city bus with wings?

[Selene 🦄 @Serlyrl]

@FBI

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://t.co/3QAIJUKs0z

[Tommy Tiernamen Square @ave_satanus]

#NewProfilePic

[Mike's Hard Remoulade @condiricenbeans]

RIP to a real one

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Hate it when I flip my pillow over to the cool side and accidentally knock over my nightstand spaghetti and meatballs

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

[talking heads voice] and you may ask yourself: what the fuck?

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the etsy witch trials

[Spirit Halloween @SpiritHalloween]

there's 69 days until Halloween

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Kim Davis get a hobby bitch.

[Tommy Tiernamen Square @ave_satanus]

If I had an organ for every motorcyclist I saw doing wheelies on the highway I'd quickly run out of fridge space.

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Fox 11 chopper pilot flying around the city talking about his marriage falling apart

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Shooting reporters on air

[𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑎𝑛⋆☭ @undrcvrbrothr]

If you think "peaceful protests" unseat fascist regime, you're a fucking idiot.

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Donald Trump murdered Spirit Halloween