Ambivalent Sloth

Canadian source of occasional humour and occasionally cessant politics.

Gardening is the ultimate exercise in "be careful what you wish for".

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@WholesomeMeme Mary Jane Watson in 1980s comics: Smart and sexy.

Mary Jane Watson as played by Kirsten Dunst: Neither.

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@ThatEricAlper "Barrett's Privateers" by Stan Rogers.

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@GaryDelaney That's quite a leap.

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@TheoMoudakis @TorontoStar No trash admitted without a panda.

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@SamQuinnCBS That's being generous to Toronto.

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@WholesomeMeme Your mom's right; no young man that skinny should need a bra.

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Happy Canada Day to all who celebrate.

Anyone who whines about it can go to the geese.

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@acoyne Didn't Chong also bear his soul to the Trump White House on Jivani's second quisle?

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@GoMcgGo @CTVNews And when Leonard makes even Ingram look healthy and well-adjusted, you'll realize I was right about you.

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@GoMcgGo @CTVNews Idiot.

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@arielhelwani Bonnie Blue could not provide enough fucks to go with the "no".

Raptors: "Ingram can't stay on the court and he's got an attitude problem. Let's trade for him and throw more money his way."

Ingram proceeds to play most of a season.

Raptors: "That didn't work. We need Kawhi."

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@SherrieLyn70699 @CTVNews Lick those boots.

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@SpencerHakimian Jeanine Pirro's so incompetent that even Fetterman would pause for five seconds before voting to confirm her.

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@TheoMoudakis @TorontoStar "Obliviously ripe scent" might infringe on Axe's trademark.

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@acoyne @ShannonGormley And cue the foreign bots.

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@Milajoy Trusting something Sean Duffy said? Yes, that is vile.

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@covie_93 There's a marriage that will end as soon as one of the pair goes through a hard time.

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@mrchan @SteveDelDucaFan Yet.

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@marigold922 @MarkJCarney Tearing it down and building a replica might be cheaper than restoring it.