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[dyldo 🦤 @srawaityai]

she looks like a yassified philomena cunk

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

City vibes are hard to explain right now. There’s a guy smoking a cigar and holding a broom and everyone is shaking his hand as if he’s an essential worker during the pandemic.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This is a gray Ezo squirrel, a subspecies of the Eurasian red squirrel found on the Japanese island of Hokkaido

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

Hey during my pap the doctor said “some women experience spotting after this but I can already tell you won’t, you’ll be fine” ??? She calling my pussy a big ol tough street cat???

[the destitute imbecile @mangomishap]

Dominos delivery tracker just sent me a picture of my dick i've never seen before

[Guto F @gutof]

já imagino qual seja o final de euphoria:

a série acaba, tela preta.

quando você reparou, sam levinson também transformou VOCÊ em puta. tem um cafetão esperando por você na porta da SUA CASA

[apple and orange news and updates @appleorangenow]

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[fortnite small shield potion @cartmanologist]

whip out your schlong youre the piano man

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

i know family spaghetti night had them looking crazy

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

walking through the Georgia O’Keefe museum, loudly muttering “I should call her” at every painting until I’m asked to leave

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

a lady is never chopped. she may however be julienned or perhaps chiffonaded

[DROP A TEAR 💧 @yooinkss]

@PopCrave Her and her dad were probably like why don’t we

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Isnt uncle pussy That guy from the sopranos

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛

[inho 🥇 @itto_inho]

Gay lawyers be like Gagggg order