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@FitnessEmpiree Skipping or phoning in leg day (leg press and extensions only).

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@united sucks so bad. Flight from Houston to Dallas on Saturday was delayed 6 hours after two failed departures (mechanical issue) locked the brakes in the middle of takeoff. Now on the flight back, we just got stranded on the runway and told our “wheels up time is in 45 minutes!

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@luxemiaa So dumb, just book on the same reservation and avoid this.

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I swear if I see or hear Fauci…

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Bro, I’m tired of hearing about your airplane seat issues.

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@TSN_Sports Suspended! Kick him off the tour!

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@GeorgeResch This is discouraging. Think of being able to bench 405 and still only having this physique.

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This is so dumb. The airlines push mobile boarding passes. My 7 year old does not have a mobile phone. Maybe the government could just pay these folks instead of making them hate us for no reason.

And before you say “yOu CaN jUsT AsK fOr a pRiNteD PaSs” shut up.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The TSA guy at JFK at 4:30am today who got so fed up with everyone ignoring him and stood up and yelled “UNLESS YOU ARE A BABY WITH NO ARMS, YOU NEED TO BE HOLDING YOUR OWN BOARDING PASS” is my hero

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Saw a lady at MCO precheck get an attitude with TSA. They asked if she was ready and she replied “are you finally ready for me?” Turned out she didn’t even have precheck and had to go to regular line. I feel like if this would have happened with ICE, she would’ve just been shot.

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I honestly believe about 100 West Texas oilfield dudes and their arsenals could take out North Korea if needed.

[GBX @GBX_Press]

North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong says:

“If Iran requests, we can supply them with missiles against Israel… one missile alone would be enough to wipe Israel out completely!”

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I think it is a rural school with strong composting program.

[Mike Honcho @tane_lord]

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life

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So funny how scared they all are of his “joke” of a campaign.

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

I'm convinced more each day that James Talarico's campaign is an elaborate parody.

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@twinkdefcon We learned everything to get a real estate license in 3 days of property in law school.

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Genuinely need a republican to explain why the “democratic shutdown” has caused a 1.5 hour line to check bags? We experienced this as well, but isn’t this on the airline? Are they just using the shitty TSA situation to be shittier themselves?

[Kelsey Wingert-Linch @KelsWingert]

Security at Houston Hobby! I've never seen anything like this. 1.5 hour wait to check bags, 4-5 hours for regular security. We missed our flight after waiting in Clear line for 2 hours, pre-check wasn’t open originally & randomly opened at shift change & we sprinted to that line.

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@thefarmersheep Officially known

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@Mike_kim714 Bicep vein is only flex

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@SecKennedy No, just no.

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@CoachFHM So are you not ever doing abductor

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Flat barbell press sucks. What is incline dumbbell equivalent to 315lbs? 100’s for reps? 120’s?

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Welp. I didn’t think I needed to bench three plates, but I guess here we go.