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I teach the music. Don’t believe the things I say. he/him

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If ur name ends in ucas you should uninstall ur twitter

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Wine drunk rn tryna explain to my dog what gravitational waves are

[NASA @NASA]

Congratulations to NANOGrav for detecting evidence that gravitational waves fill the cosmos.

These ripples in the fabric of space happen when massive objects like black holes circle one another before colliding. The result brings us closer to understanding how galaxies evolve. https://t.co/AKZhOS5qwe

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@jules4myr New campaign poster

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Horses go “neigh”

[Chess.com @chesscom]

If chess pieces had catchphrases, what would the knight say?

[🗝🏃🏻‍♂️ @average_kay]

Good plan!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We ask so much of our nation's teachers: early mornings greeting students, late nights grading papers, and more.

The impact they have is profound.

It's not enough to give teachers praise.
We need to give them a raise.

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Very bad.

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

By signing the Paycheck Protection Act, Florida teachers will be able to choose how their hard-earned money is spent.

School unions will no longer be able to hold teachers’ paychecks hostage with veiled threats while hiding where the money goes.

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Why would I buy a ticket to the Grand Prix when I can just sit next to the highway in Florida

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Why tf can’t u promote to a king?

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

My weekend wasn't great but at least I didn't choke away a 3-1 playoff lead. Anyways taste the rainbow

[kylie 🌋💍 @sunderedseas]

do you remember the shire mr frodo

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Yea man I think you should

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

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https://t.co/32pFtCeTWo

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@OSRS_AColdOne A cold one* fuck.

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@OSRS_AColdOne You should come have a beer

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I’ve watched enough southpark to know you don’t fuck with the mouse

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

Disney’s sloppy and futile attempt to subvert the will of the Legislature and Floridians was uncovered by our state oversight board and their 11th hour agreements will be nullified by the Legislature.

Disney’s corporate kingdom is over.

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@River_Baker @JoeBiden The guy literally just tweeted about us. What more do you want?

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@albert12798 @dschreibs

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Yo are good movies back in style?

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These motherfuckers look like terminators

[NASA's Johnson Space Center @NASAJohnson]

They're going to the Moon! Introducing the #Artemis II astronauts:

Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid), Commander
Victor Glover (@AstroVicGlover), Pilot
Christina Koch (@Astro_Christina), Mission specialist
Jeremy Hanson (@Astro_Jeremy), Mission specialist

https://t.co/Hy1110MOEi