average landman

landman. mineral buyer. I don’t work smart or hard

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My wife will be thrilled I’m home for the holidays this year until she finds out why

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@okie_jayhawk The best in the west

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@toe_turkey Wait until you meet a Landman. You’ll realize AI is out of the picture

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Do healthy Landmen exist?

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@ChrisRamsey60 You wasted time by tweeting this. Get to work

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@parkertankus Or actually do the work

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@geotexasjew Very true. Michelob is essentially an electrolyte drink

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@brianhillman8 @NewsFinOil I envision our livers like a really well seasoned cast iron skillet. Heirloom quality

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@NewsFinOil The sooner the better

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@LandmanLife We are in this together

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@parkertankus Agreed. Might be time to crack open that hotel-nightstand Bible.

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@terencedaniels Actually I have 14 of them

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@landman_texas Haha proof shows up at NAPE

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@fracsandtexas True. An allsups burrito and a 32oz beer is a net 0 germ intake

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@AlpacaAurelius My meat plug ghosted me this year 😭

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@Riffraff3232 You must have showed up really hungry

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@girdley ok

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What’s the deal with hats costing $60-$80 now!? Dude it’s a hat, calm your tits

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@El_Xico99 Man you’re on to something here.

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@wtxoil H2S monitors are about to have a day

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@billytex940 Good luck! Srtike first. Strike hard. No mercy