Jay Fernandez

Thirst trap survivor.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Haven’t we learned anything from the movie Sucker Punch? Writing and directing simultaneously is Snyder’s Kryptonite.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

You can’t forgo something if you hadn’t gotten the initial thing.

[The Hill @thehill]

New survey says most people in "America’s Heartland" will forgo updated COVID vaccines https://t.co/rBZnqQmLR8

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Is it just me or there’s too many pictures of “Cooking up something” in the studio and not enough product coming out from said session of cooking.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

@ATRightMovies Decision to Leave

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Tube went from a service person’s right to have safe health to race in a heartbeat. So which one is it Tube?

[David Gura @davidgura]

Why did @SenTuberville vote against the next chairman of the Joint Chiefs?

“I heard some things he talked about, about race and things that he wanted to mix into the military," he told @BloombergTV. "Our military is not an equal opportunity employer."

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Sometimes it’s tough to speak in public, this doesn’t mean you can’t serve your country. Now claiming Space Lasers are real that’s what we have to question if you are fit to serve your country.

[The Hill @thehill]

“Severe aging health issues and/or mental health incompetence in our nation’s leaders MUST be addressed,” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote on X, attaching a clip of Mitch McConnell's freeze-up. https://t.co/YPczAnGWuQ

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Or how about a pet that just needs more training for discipline and it’s not news worthy?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Impeach Commander! Tom Fitton says he exposed the scandal of Biden’s dog biting Secret Service Agents, and the cover-up is more proof of corruption in the Admin.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Just a reminder: Some people are seeing/risked prison time for this guy.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

I hate to break this to you Mike, but us regular folk have always felt the “unequal treatment of the law”. You’re only seeing it now since your on-again off-again pal is going through it? I don’t believe it.

[The Hill @thehill]

.@Mike_Pence: "I do think that the Department of Justice has lost the confidence of the American people. I mean, in one town hall after another across New Hampshire, I heard a deep concern for a perception about the unequal treatment of the law." https://t.co/3sRgGsxYYF

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Hey Clay, you know what Patriots need to find disrespectful, the country’s intelligence being stored in toilets and when asked to bring them back the person/people say “NO” or “I don’t know what you’re talking about”. Not securing National secrets puts Patriots safe from harm.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I’m struggling to find the treason here.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

@ThatEricAlper Kool and The Gang “Summer Madness”

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

@ThatEricAlper “Fire” by The Ohio Players

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Here’s and idea to make the spam call suppressor Robo Killer better: Have actual killer robots hunt down spam callers and kill them. #watchthemoneypileup

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

We can’t be the people that go “I can’t buy those vegetables, It’ll go bad in a few days” and “Oh, what’s this mysterious meat dish that’s been hanging around my fridge for God knows how long”.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Tuberville looks like a dude that eats a sandwich with nothing in it except for mayonnaise and will call it a healthy meal.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

@RoadPodcast have y’all seen that Donna Summer documentary at HBO Max? I’d like to hear your thoughts if you have.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Rudy’s out here retelling a story of Murder She Wrote that he just watched that hopefully the faithful would eat up. Stop the bullshit Rudy.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Uh oh! Rudy Giuliani says the GOP witness who had all the information regarding their fake Biden bribery scheme has died.

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Oh Mike, I see you’re still playing the fence. One moment you’re throwing your former running buddy under the bus and next you’re giving this “Don’t be so harsh on him” vibe. Anything for a vote I guess #spinelessmike

[The Hill @thehill]

Former Vice President @Mike_Pence: "The American people have a right to know what's in that indictment. [...] The unprecedented indictment of a former president of the United States — it's not just a sad day, but it's a troubling day." https://t.co/ShQ0DCJvLk

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

@ThatEricAlper Vans by The Pack

[Jay Fernandez @averageachiever]

Including ones that are not structurally sound and may kill it’s occupants #remember