Ansar Ahmad

Pakistan Zindabad♥

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

We are all Spain now 🇪🇸

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Argentina truly are, objectively, the biggest cunts in world football.

#ENGARG

[Usman Chaudhry @Aryasindh]

“Saar Urdu sounds more educated than Punjabi saar” — a brainwashed Pakjabi taught from start to look down on his own language & culture

Meanwhile Nobel laureate Abdus Salam explaining zero-energy universe in Punjabi:

[𝐾𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑢 𝐷𝑎𝑑𝑎 😼 @kalludada47642]

Pov : Bro 2 days after his new year resolution 😭

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

The earth don't move around the sun.

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

Haha jokes on you...
You were the one who wanted this freedom and look at you now, missing all family together on the dinner table while exploring options on Foodpanda

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

7 years :)

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

@HadiAli115 Congratulations Sir!!

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

Kudos for surviving Pakistan 🙃

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a major problem

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

@ppoottaattoo_ Isn't it overrated?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Oh the Irany …

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

Muslim

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

Pakistan - a "Muslim" nuclear power.
"ISLAMIC" republic
So islamic that they know who is kafir and who isn't
Yet so helpless that can't do shit about current situation in Palestine....

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

Abu Saeed Al-Khurdari said: I heard the messenger of Allah say:

"Whosoever of you sees an evil action, let him change it with his hand; and if he is not able to do so, then with his tongue; and if he is not able to do so, then with his heart; and that is the weakest of faith."

[Hamza @dfa_hoo]

PTV sports was so cool with this.
#جلسہ_تو_وڑ_گیا

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

Divide them into countries and engage them in circuses. Keep them so occupied with hard routines that they don't question your actions.

[Ansar Ahmad @averagedesiguy]

Wonder how @CareemPAK is faster than @ICT_Police when called...
Pakistan Police needs technology in fight against crime