KB🌪

.one time for the one time.

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

Questions to ask your grandparents

[mama zaku @ZinZaku]

this interaction is so absurd that it even made Nathan Fielder break character

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

My heart. All of it.

[Giveon @giveon]

Even though the circumstances aren’t ideal, I’m so honored to do this @npr Tiny Desk performance for you all! Happy Black History month.

[Giveon @giveon]

Even though the circumstances aren’t ideal, I’m so honored to do this @npr Tiny Desk performance for you all! Happy Black History month.

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

Ooo anotha one: how many chews per slice? Is it a quick chomp chomp or what?

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

As a new cutie eater I have a lot of questions. How do you get all the weird veins off? Why does the peel leave residue? How does ones leave the cutie barren? Open to any veteran citrus eaters suggestions. #thx

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

Self care made up morning tasks > logging into work on time

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Stay in line.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

One day, our children and grandchildren are going to look us in the eye and ask what we did in this moment.

And I want to be able to say, we did everything we could to fight for our country and their future. Go vote.

[🦄Jenny @iamnotjenny_]

What’s happening in Africa right now;

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

"Two minutes without interruption" is also how Pence describes sex.

[bri @legs4brunch]

Y’all can have that “I’ll sleep when I’m rich” mindset. Bc one thing about me ima go lay down.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

fuck donald trump and anyone who stands with him thanks have a great night

[Viola Davis @violadavis]

It's 150 days since Breonna Taylor was murdered. Too often Black women who die from police violence are forgotten. Stay loud, demand justice—and SAY HER NAME. This tee is made in partnership with the Breonna Taylor Foundation to whom all profits are given. https://t.co/pqPaHM59dQ

[📀 @_DJSlimB]

Nobody:

Me all day:

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

“I can’t wait until this coffee is finished brewing” - things I say to myself now that I’m 29

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

You listen to cool music every day but play Mambo No. 5 one time and Spotify is like "Your number one artist this year is Lou Bega. We told him you want to meet him"

[†Jordan From ∆frica† @MrOrigin]

Just want to be at this level of asshole auter.

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

I am truly kween of the professional snap back email. Gas lighters, @ me.

[KB🌪 @averagekourt]

My days turning point really happened when I read a tweet comparing lil Wayne to Post Malone. I’ll let you guys sit with that one.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

And here it is ... the dumbest fucking thing you’ll hear all day