Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

Opinions are my own. Never take me serious. Not here for politics. I like jokes. Part-time underwear model. Operation Egg Salad Veteran. PHD in Food Science.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

What did I learn? Nothing, because I’m an idiot.

I really hope no one takes this serious. 😂

[Dominie 🇺🇸 @price_dominie]

What did I learn? A dress is easier than an insulated rain poncho.

(If you’re going to do dumb stuff, be safe, do it without ammo)

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@RastaKittytwo 🥰🥰🥰

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

Chicks love bald dudes. It’s science.

[Savvy @SavvyUnbowed]

Hang on.
Gotta go shave my head…

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@RiverrrSongs Gotta pay for that one. 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

Guess she’s not gonna be honest then…. Ah well. Thanks for the attention and all.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@SinvexActual You’re an idiot.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

Well…. Umm….Yea…. YIKES!

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

New PFP 👀

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

The Active Duty O5 tweeting from his desk in uniform again…

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

And there will be no “ROE” excuses for you this time. Because there likely won’t be one in another civil war. Who is the traitor in a civil war?

Whoever you’re shooting at.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@janefkndoe @Covert61

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@binhacked1 I have auto updates on. lol

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

This new IOS update is awful.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@price_dominie It must have gone through so many levels of approval too. That’s the craziest part. Lol

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@RiverrrSongs I changed it. lol

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@FR_Tinkerbell Love you too! 🥰

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@binhacked1 Me? I don’t think so. It just auto updated yesterday.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@STEAKandLEGGS69 I tried to help yesterday, but you refused.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@FR_Tinkerbell I am an idiot!

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@FR_Tinkerbell I’ve had an iPhone since the 3 and I’ve never had an issue. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@OfLegion25150 Cool enjoy 0 security when it comes to your shit. 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@FR_Tinkerbell I don’t need your password to access your phone… Android is so terrible for security purposes. 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@2A_Patriot_ ALWAYS. I don’t wanna learn where you moved shit, I just figured out where you put it last time! 😂

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@OfLegion25150 Ew, I’m not actually gay.

[Andrew Long, MD, ESQ @AverageSizeAndy]

@thedrizl You’ve touched some weird boobs! 😂