michael weiner

[michael weiner @averageweiner]

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Notorious BIG’s interlude on Ready to Die of him receiving oral sex was real audio of him receiving oral sex in the recording studio.

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Meet the world's smallest cat ever! His name is Tinker Toy and he's 2 inches tall.

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Magic mushrooms (psilocybin) can make you permanently more creative, curious and inquisitive.

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One out of every ten men are psychopaths.

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Male humans suffering from rabies can sometimes ejaculate uncontrollably up to 30 times a day.

[michael weiner @averageweiner]

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Negative emotions are more contagious than positive ones.

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People who eat organic foods are 8 times more likely to die of E.Coli than the rest of the population.

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Lipstick during the Egyptian times was used by women who specialized in oral sex -- They wanted their lips to look more inviting.

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People who have sex once a week tend to have stronger immune systems.

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Research concludes that "highly cheerful" people tend to die younger.

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It's possible for a woman to reach orgasm through kissing.

[michael weiner @averageweiner]

I prefer to pee outside because I don't have to aim

[michael weiner @averageweiner]

Gettin weird with my cats #insomnia

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New Jersey saying "I do" to gay marriage http://t.co/VojXkZLzj1

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Why is it soo hard to not eat the French fries on the way home from a fast food joint...

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There's one person on this planet I would gladly sacrifice myself for...

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Boston's been scouting the Amish league.

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