averie kadane

what’s up losers

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

when you go to a mavs game but everything is in spanish<<<<<

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

please be nice to me today, i had taco bell for lunch and haven’t stopped judging myself since

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

the ONLY thing hollywood is good at is taking a good thing and absolutely ruining it

[Shrek @Shrek]

Far, Far Away's finest are coming.

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

i pity the poor fool who still hasn’t seen GOT

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

@melindacolor message received 🫡

[mel @melindacolor]

if you have any questions, pleaseeeeeeeeee hesitate to ask!

- @averiekadane

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

feeling like im about to steal the krabby patty secret recipe

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

@melindacolor knew you’d understand

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

hot take- zach bryan doesn’t sing, he just speaks in pitch and it’s still not good

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

@melindacolor hi it’s me, im the roommate

[Cole @cdeegz8]

Was too shy to get a pic with him, but saw Eron Musk tonight

[🤍skin 𖣐 destroyer🦴 @gloomingly]

"I'm poly" yeah u polly stinky

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

dramatically hanging up the phone in the middle of a convo every time you are on the phone and not having the other person call back to ask what happened to the call

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What something that’s completely normal in movies but would be weird and even psychotic in real life?

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

@melindacolor I respect the outcome of this

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

@melindacolor i genuinely am unsure how to apologize or why you are friends with me

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

losing myself over the fact that i can’t defend ariana grande forever

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

i love cosplaying rich…💅🏼

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

there’s something about chocolate chip pancakes that just has a hold on me

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

@melindacolor okay but like are you gonna share or ??

[averie kadane @averiekadane]

my Chicfila meter is on empty @melindacolor fix this.