mel

a perpetual fan of the goofy, the well-written, obscenely long fartleks, and, most emphatically, your mom. isaiah 43:19 || DTX

[mel @melindacolor]

welcome to rivendell, mr. anderson

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

Used copy of The Count of Monte Cristo. Big Baby

[Nicole | Niclucylife @niclucylife]

dropped my loot

[mel @melindacolor]

just glanced at my lease and realized i’d be moving in august.

which, as y’all know, is the month located in the deepest recesses of summer’s armpit

[mel @melindacolor]

where i’m at rn

[tad @ghostofthesun89]

They should add Adderall to the public water supply

[mel @melindacolor]

shhhhh not now, sweetie. mommy’s reading her Trader Joe’s monthly edition of the Fearless Flyer with keen interest

[brendan @disaster2D]

new side table is gonna go CRAZY

[mel @melindacolor]

does one dabble in heresy if one enjoys listening to hymns sung by the BYU men’s choir…….

[mel @melindacolor]

all it takes is one early sunday morning mass and an evening vespers service to know that your conversion to catholicism is imminent

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Maria @mlstrat]

i suffer dating as a necessary evil for what i truly love: banter

[mel @melindacolor]

can’t wait for life to be worth living again on june 8

[Zach Holder @ZachHolderWx]

Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich and peach milkshakes are back at Chick-fil-a on June 8th. Single-handedly responsible for making me like pimento cheese.

[mel @melindacolor]

explaining LOTR to a guy who’s never seen the movies #womeninmalefields

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Tej Dosa @ComedicBizman]

Having a fiction book on the go and reading it throughout the day as you slip in and out of your world is a hugely underrated practice. Does something to the psyche that I cannot quite explain, but days spent doing this are the best of days.

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

I keep a tied cherry stem in my pocket at all times to slip into my mouth at a moment’s notice because a little character fraud is fine as long as your heart is pure

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[mel @melindacolor]

the privilege of scrolling briefly at a red light does not belong to the vehicles on the front lines.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

We have the Chick-fil-A day shift manager and the Waffle House night shift manager trade places and we film it