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just let me rt you.

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh.. fresh out the box

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I come from old lack of money

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

I have good health insurance.

~Me flirting

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Never go to sleep after making me angry

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

[MiAmo Ⓜ @MaMikeamo]

As a child, I thought that more recipes would call for Eyes Of Newt...

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[Lua @sylphiade_]

well. getting high tonight i guess

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

If you say "long story short" then talk for more than 30 seconds, I'm walking away... it's the only way you learn

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Ha ha ha! That's hilarious! 🤣

- me laughing at my tweets with zero likes

[*bel* @idkwhobelis]

mutual obsession or nothing

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

don't delete ur tweets. flop with pride and dignity

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Imagine all the terrible shit they are doing that we don’t even know about.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[erika @yeeeerika]

i trust people who get excited about a really good peach

[Jax @ehhJax]

She's not your average girl, she's a morphorotic dream from a magazine

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Up at the crack of doom.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

You don't reach my level of insanity without years of hard work.

[cee @1ovesickkk]

ew why did i let you know me like that

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

You remind me of a bruise I got one time