DaddyDuds

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm toast!!!! (she/her)

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

i'm one salaried job away from becoming a sneakerhead

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

any dream interpreters want to tell me why i had a dream last night that my mom was making me get a colonoscopy but i had to solve riddles and puzzles in multiple rooms and go through a haunted house in order to get to the operating room

[DaddyDuds @averyduddles]

@shaneonoccasion I’m scared of my gf right now

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

preforming a lobotomy so i won’t remember the tiny black bobtail kitten i just saw at petsmart

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

how is my gf going to ask what i’m thinking about and i have to respond with “the happy birthday song from chilis”…

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

the 1975 tomorrowww !! anyone got a skater skirt i can borrow???

[DaddyDuds @averyduddles]

Doc just called…. I got mustard balls

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

when i see a cat sleeping peacefully

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the terminally online partner explaining the necessary ten minutes of context for the blissfully offline partner to understand the tweet they're about to show them:

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

the chipotle hot sauce got anyone else sweating all the sudden? ?

[DaddyDuds @averyduddles]

Why Community’s “Epidemiology” is the best Halloween episode ever:
1. ABBA
2. Zombies
3. The dean
4. ABBA
5. Troy and Abed
6. ABBA

[DaddyDuds @averyduddles]

I love going to the boobies I mean movies

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

what halloween boob-uhhh boobie i mean what boobie what i mean what halloween movie should i watch?

[M I N T H R O N @shaneonoccasion]

it was fun while it lasted

[DaddyDuds @averyduddles]

@shaneonoccasion 😐

[pj @pjayevans]

Boobs are insane..