Avery Epstein

can't have nice things

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Coat checked my panini at a gay club tonight

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

@duhcity Where is this?? It’s prob like $9 at my LF $12 at absolute most for vital

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Everyone who read bad blood plz see you can see everything then let’s talk

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

If my legacy is friend you text when you find out Lena Dunham is rebooting girls I’m ok w that

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Some of life’s little joys: unexpected open bars, making someone laugh in another language

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Kids today will never know what it was like to find a mean message left for you written out on the screen of a calculator

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Thinking about how my gym used to be called “CrossFit outbreak” and all the stickers and merch just said Outbreak and they had to change their name during the pandemic

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Live footage of me this morning texting no fewer than five different group chats

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

What kind of idols do I have to sacrifice to pray to the weather gods for sun & warmth on the 7th of November

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

@emiliobarnsalez @jontaffer i want a normal gossip episode too

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

the one thing i ask for my bday is dont use ai to write me a card

[kim petras @kimpetras]

RIP rosemont 😪 I will always love you

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

“Trading berghain for burping” is sending me also rip the rosemont 🥀

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

I have a baby shower there next weekend?

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

extremely co-sign; also have been called strong-willed my entire life (Scorpio tho)

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

people who give up summer too early gross me out. lack of vision and weak of constitution. summer can extend into october if you are confident and strong-willed (a leo)

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

@duhcity I got my brows threaded today too!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Lindsay Graham found dead the day I officiate a gay wedding

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Chi osse and I both officiating gay weddings this weekend

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Chi osse and I both officiating gay weddings this weekend

[z @bowiezfr]

Lena Dunham is having a great week

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

All I’m doing with my one wild and precious life is asking people to go to the beach with me

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

The key to not being depressed after you return home from vacation is to live in New York City