Avery Epstein

can't have nice things

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Coat checked my panini at a gay club tonight

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[bisexual mrs met @hunny__bee__]

i would die for my country, new york city

[valentine @valawakened]

anytime someone talks about "double texting" im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

being in four book clubs is easier when three of them are reading yesteryear

[NYC Parks @NYCParks]

Mark your calendars: NYC beaches officially open for the season on May 23. Get ready for boardwalk walks, post-swim snacks, ocean breezes, and long summer days by the water!

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I love how women are slowly phasing out the “bra”. No one knows their bra size anymore, we’re all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and it’s amazing.

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

dear men if her pussy is always shaved or waxed, please always wear a condom.

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

@emiliobarnsalez I asked the same

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Todd has never heard of pac sun. Like this if you have…

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

@emiliobarnsalez No!! Not really. Crazy

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

i dont know how ppl do virtual therapy every week, crying on a video call is so dark sided

[valentine @valawakened]

dating apps dont work for me because i need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

My toxic trait is I can’t let anyone read without me and now I’m in 3 book clubs

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

IKTR

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[g @34rths]

Fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan for zohran mamdani to start wearing a helmet when he rides a bike

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Is your family doing a funeral B2B Passover or are they normal

[iii @pmuniiii]

i deleted your city from the weather app

[Avery Epstein @averyepstein]

Being very brave right now (wearing standing jeans to a dinner)

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

No ♥️