Nicole

Let's hear it for the buoys

[Nicole @NicNack228]

Don't ever shine a light directly into your water bottle. Go with ignorance

[Nicole @NicNack228]

The superiority I feel as a native New Yorker right now is unmatched

[Nicole @NicNack228]

Every time they flashed to those nuns in the stands my dad said “those aren’t real nuns.” He then proceeded to make up lore about the San Antonio canal system

[Nicole @NicNack228]

@atxbiddies HOW HAS NO ONE DONE THIS YET. There is a great documentary about the succession of who will take over the ren faire that may keep you satiated until Hollywood gets its head out of its ass

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i too hold my boobs when im stressed

[Nicole @NicNack228]

@averyepstein it’s summer and I can’t find your infographic on watermelon ripeness and I’m flailing

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Nicole @NicNack228]

I’m not a reliable narrator when it comes to the weather

[Nicole @NicNack228]

I know my parents gave me life and food to eat and a roof over my head and an education etc. but somehow it just doesn’t feel like enough when they ask me for the login info for various streaming services

[Ayush S @ayushswrites]

In New York I don’t want to be getting an emergency alert with that kind of noise for anything other than a nuke

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

remembering i made plans when i was feeling extroverted

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It's fucking wild we need a dead man's emails to believe the testimonies of 1000 women.

[Nicole @NicNack228]

@theyw0lf Some people are weak

[Nicole @NicNack228]

The first woman I slept with and the first woman I dated are now engaged to men. Some people just don’t have what it takes to be a lesbian

[Nicole @NicNack228]

13 minutes in and my mom offered me a whispered exit with the promise that she would keep me updated. I salute them from the shore as they brave on

[Nicole @NicNack228]

On the phone with my parents who are also on the phone with Spectrum as they attempt to log into and update the HBO Max household. Watch this space

[Nicole @NicNack228]

Dad’s referring to him as sir now

[Nicole @NicNack228]

I’ve begun laughing uncontrollably 3 times thus far

[Nicole @NicNack228]

He’s been invited to Thanksgiving and my mom felt it necessary to explain to him that when she likes people, she invites them to Christmas

[Nicole @NicNack228]

My dad just referred to the Spectrum employee as buddy. Direct quote following a long period of silence from anyone “you still there buddy?”

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Every single person working for ICE is a bad person who deserves to be treated the same way Nazis we’re treated after WWll