Todd Kranenburg

Counting my chickens before they’ve hatched

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I can’t believe people are still wearing flip flops

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there’s a country song on it for christs sake

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@SwitchedOnPop we need an ep on Detour from Kim Petras. Gonna call it now: will be her first major crossover into mainstream and the song of the summer is somewhere in this album.

brat summer 2.0

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for the record, this is the first release from her that i’ve actually liked since hillside boys 🫧😶

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Humans will never stop finding new ways to use trays

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Let it be known: if there’s even so much as a 20% chance we’re within biking distance, you MUST tell me if you’ve found a bar that’s doing karaoke
@miss_subways @averyepstein

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Oatenheimer

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@jenfromthegap *fizzy

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@jenfromthegap m&s&m?

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@christress Can confirm. I peaked as Justin Timberlake in The Social Network

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@AVclubkid 👀

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@miss_subways I reluctantly liked this

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The @NewYorker just sent me a notification for the firey hot take from their music critic on the liturgical songs of the nun Hildegard of Bingen, a highly underrated, self-produced LP from the late medieval period.

They have officially lost the plot.

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@emiliobarnsalez That’s the spirit

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Happy Monday.

Phone cases are a scam.

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@averyepstein I counter with all the times I drop my phone and it’s lack of damage

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@christress I chose reason!!!!!

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@averyepstein What is your proof

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@emiliobarnsalez Could we market them as dual-purpose umbrellas / parasols?

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Citibike but for umbrellas.

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@salemisms @averyepstein 👀 does anyone know a good lawyer for intellectual property cases?