JKM

goals are hot 🔥

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

@MRSHL0 https://t.co/dABX0YPTTx

[Rommel1878 @Rommel_1878]

Doing the city bus tour in Barcelona when this happened. Me, my son and three friends were on the second to last row on the upper deck and got off just in time and are all safe.
In-fucking believable

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

Gnarcotics

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

Sometimes you have to zig before you can zag

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

Photoshoppe™️

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

There’s nothing more humbling than snapping your onesie together in front of all the locker room girlies

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

I lived it: I climbed the Broadway Junction stairs.

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

Oatenheimer

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

sometimes life is frizzy

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

Did a new m&m drop?

[Mari 🐌 @marianasleeps]

Lord of the Rings characters as drinks and cocktails per @jenfromthegap and I 🧵

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

you tolkien to me?!
ARE YOU TOLKIEN TO ME?!?!

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

Down to the last 2 cigs of this camel crush pack… I would say this marks the end of an error

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

does yelling “TELL ME WHAT TO BUY” at every #SuperBowl commercial make me a capitalist?

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

do you ever feel like a dog that’s just looking for love in all the wrong crotches?

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

ayo ma you got that wassail?

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

i find the term “exotic snack” to be quite charged

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

do not cast your puns before swine

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

Annie is the US version of Les Miserables

[JKM @jenfromthegap]

asses to ashes.
dicks to dust.