Avery Martin

memento mori -- joshua 1:9

[Avery Martin @averymartin3]

my papa would've loved to see the dubs get that record tonight // love & miss u so much already

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It’s easy to say robberies are down when you just…make robbery legal.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it’s us who gotta use a paper straw to save the planet

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Dude, I just paid $5.50/gallon in SoCal because of your fucked up tax policies. It’s a crime! The rest of the nation pays $3.00. You prolly should sit this one out.

[Kevin Kiley @KevinKileyCA]

This is from Maryland a mile outside DC. It's a blue state. Yet gas prices are $1.56 lower than in California. Our residents pay 20 cents more than even Hawaiians, and no other state is even close.

The radical policies of Gavin Newsom have made our state uniquely unaffordable.

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

If a judge can make a legally binding ruling that allows illegals to select the leader of the US then you don’t have laws or a country anymore

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Hey Billie, big fan here. I noticed you’re playing in New Orleans next week, on of the poorer cities in USA and the lowest prices seat is $129. Why not make all the seats free.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

You dined at French Laundry while arresting your constituents for going to the beach

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Feb 2025: Gavin Newsom lectures CA fire victims to "wake up" to the realities of climate change.

Oct 2025: Arsonist arrested for starting the Palisades Fire in CA.

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

It makes me particularly happy to see black people standing on principles.

The only division should be between the good vs evil in all of us.

Not skin color.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Since Gavin was elected, California has seen its deadliest fires in history, its largest fires in history, its largest fire seasons in history, its most expensive fires in history, and he still has 2 more years. God help us all.

[Harmeet K. Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon]

You arrested and fined people for praying together during COVID. Sit down.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: LAPD has officially ended its temporary protection detail for Kamala Harris.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

This means we are lost as a culture and a civilization. Newsom is a incompetent sociopath who ruined a state. The fact that people would even consider handing him the keys to the nation means we are lost

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

i wanna be in Italy like Gavin Newsom this week! Oh wait Newsom let my town burn down with all my wealth and possessions. So i can’t go to Italy. NEWSOM you didn’t learn from Karen bass going to Africa!?
You are supposed to be running CA not eating pasta and drinking wine with globalist in Italy! Just because you have kids run your social media doesn’t mean you can leave the country!

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

So Karen bass didn’t have the money to fix fire trucks but she has the money to pay for security for Kamala Harris (private citizen) book tour???! STOP using our taxpayer money like your personal piggy bank!

[Corey Uhden @CACoreyU]

👀 MAJOR SHOTS FIRED at California "Governor" Gavin Newsom.

Matt Mahan is San Jose's DEMOCRAT Mayor 👇

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

how did I go from this to paying bills