Avery Stone

[lauren johnson @laaurenwebsterr]

I am in literal shock. RIP to Mr.Traynor and his family. It’s rare to come across teachers that you enjoy spending time with. You and your whole family will be missed.

[tommy @tommyycheungg]

Prince William cheated

Princess Diana in heaven:

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

random guy in the club: can I buy you a drink?

her: yeah sure

him *hands drinks over*: so where are you fr...

her:

[eva @evaluvz]

Even the ones you think "nah they'll never do me like that" will do you like that.

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

DONT BE AFRAiD TO TAKE A 3 DAY NAP

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

White girl packing for college checklist:

- tapestry ✅

Alright that’s about it let’s hit the road

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

free him https://t.co/zI1h2Q6RIO

[your bff alex @psybermonkey]

Ms. Frizzle: seatbelts everyone!

Arnold: please let this be a normal field trip

Ms. Frizzle: *cocks glock* who said that

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

girl: ok now just put it in

me: okay

girl: right here

me: sorry... i’m a little nervous

girl: why

me: it’s my first time

girl: sir just insert your chip into the card reader there’s a huge line