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[NFL @NFL]

A new No. 1 in the Week 9 Power Rankings 👀 (by @Energizer)

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

I followed a school bus this morning on my way to the gym

Not a single kid in the back gave me the finger

The new generation is soft

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

MICHIGAN IS COLLEGE FOOTBALL!

[culture @notgwendalupe]

merry christmas eve

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

gaslighting myself into thinking money will comeback, but memories don't

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

as a society we’re underutilizing bread bowls. like what else could we put in there

[pj @pjayevans]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are so good what the hell is in those things

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

October vs November

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

How your email finds me

[robert johnson @rjohnson344452]

bro I asked my boss to ask your boss if you can get the day off so we can hang out

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

slapping “all my best” at the bottom of an email

[Cutter? I barely know her @concretekowboi]

I vote Mötley Crüe for 2022 halftime show

[𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 🌈✨ @adorexjas]

whoever normalized $65 hoodies and $80 sweatpants needs to be castrated

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Did Jon Rahm just hit the greatest hole in one of all time? @ForePlayPod