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[Holly-Beth @cronenbabe]

just followed the Pope... relapsed catholic

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

Me at 7am: *puts sheets in the wash*
Me at 9pm: Oh no.

[reb @rebmasel]

Maybe he should stay home and be a housewife ❤️

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

Imagine converting to Catholicism and every single Pope from then on personally knows and hates you.

[Lukas Thimm @LukasThimm]

every time I see Cheryl Hines behind RFK Jr

[Pau Bouchot @Pau_Bouchot]

🥹

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

jerry: “i want to return the gift uncle leo got me but he works at the store on the receipt”

george: “i’m going to end it and take my parents with me”

elaine: “my coworker doesn’t cover his mouth when coughing”

kramer and newman:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

his walk is sooo cunty

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

sorry i'm goofy bitch not stupid

[pj @pjayevans]

(Meeting a friend’s baby) hey what’s up

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

when people get married and change their instagram handle I'm always like damn I didn't know it was THAT serious

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

what if you just forced this chick to drink a dr pepper at knife point

[at @aveten_]

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