tess from the computer

she/her. mid af girl between a lot of things. therapy school hopeful. roguelike minmaxer, card game enthusiast, daydreamer. also probably sleeping. rkc lysm

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

i DO care about your mans. i do give a fuck

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

@formeragdistis the book thief - markus zusak
we- yevgeny zamyatin
the things they carried - tim o'brien

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

@39shash i do

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i feel like "not like us" was about drake. lots of clues in there

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

@formeragdistis oh neat! i’m good but thanks :)

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

my shortlist:
vivian (was frontrunner for months before i decided on short name)
sage (probably 3rd place, bit too naturey for who i am)
cass
rose
violet
andrea
middle name is undecided. 1st place is dot so i can have “tess dot’s website” and also so i’m a sworn enemy of the gods

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

wanted a 1 syllable name bc i think they’re neat and i wanted a name with a unique sound bc my deadname has a common sound in it and i didn’t like that. tess is also somewhat a nod to my late aunt esther, who was the kind of woman i hope to be like

[lain🧛🏻‍♀️ @netscapegrl]

hello transgender woman reading this why is your name 4 letters?

[emily🦦 @discoemilia]

day 1 no balatro

[wint @dril]

i find it comforting to imagine God as a 90 year old man always pointing a sniper rifle directly at my head

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

forgot the good life by sammy rae and the friends. very fun the whole time, probably goes below ok computer

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

tess music. a lot of how i enjoy music is based on listening to songs individually, rather than whole albums, but these are probably my 20 favorites. shelly and antisocialites b sides barely count because of how short they are. hospice is phenomenal but soul crushing

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

@formeragdistis many banger takes. hop along mentioned !!!!! i love frances' solo album and bark your head off dog, and their sort of meandering lyrical/storytelling style

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

izutsumi is with laios trying to pry the mice off the street. they get one after 20 minutes, and as they are about to show it to senshi chilchuck notices, sighs, and says “the mice are statues, morons”. laios and izutsumi are visibly crushed.

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

laios tries to eat the mice on main and she gets upset about it. she takes intricate notes on the dungeon ecosystem at coffee underground. senshi tries to clean his pot in the reedy river and chilchuck can’t explain to him that he’s just making it dirtier

[gart! 🥯 @dietbagel]

Marcille from Greenville

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

hey girl idc much for kids but i'd be your mid wife

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

@formeragdistis coworker who definitely crossed multiple boundaries with me also did this. was so high he had to wear sunglasses indoors and bragged about it to me, told management when i told them the stuff he did to me and they didn’t care :)

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

@39shash that’s my guy big vinny
also i’m still in awe of how fucking good that pc looks every time you post it

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

huge news: i just finished super mario brothers in 45 seconds. please add me to the leaderboards. here is proof of my world record speedrun

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

BEGIN TRANSMISSION
FLORA ARCANA --
i saw your face in the tv static after all these years
you always believed in magic and ritual
i could only imagine sculpting beauty within 4 letters
i made this for you just before you passed
your eyes were shut before it bloomed
THE LOVERS

[tess from the computer @avgballoon]

"the farce" (original)