Avi Steinfeld

Freelance Humor Writer and School Psychologist at United Cerebral Palsy of New York City, INC.

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These were the lines at security at LGA at 4:10 PM today: #airport #LGA #TSA

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And they said to come to the airport three hours early #LGA #NewYork #TSA

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Please respond True or False to this statement. "I feel totally comfortable withdrawing money at the ATM at Chase Bank at the corner of Ave. J and Coney Island Avenue." #TrendingNow #MentalHealthAwareness

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Chicago's high murder rate depicted in new tourism ad. #stoptheviolence #news #peace #Chicago

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@gothicsreview Unfortunately, I can relate. I will notice the heading of some sort of response in my inbox. Many times before I open the email, I mentally prepare the rejection. And there it is waiting for me...

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Happy #NationalAuthorsDay! Let’s celebrate & support #IndieAuthors #WritingCommunity #ReadingCommunity Here's a link to the 1st chapter of a manuscript I'm trying to publish. TX for your feedback file:///C:/Users/Shaya's%20Laptop/Documents/Animal%20Haven%20-%20First%20Chapter.htm

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I wrote a 32K MG fantasy-adventure story. It's about a boy who takes out his anger from his parents divorce onto animals. He's punished by entering an animal world where he must do them a favor to return home. Know an agent? TX! #MGLit #literaryagent #mgfiction #writingcommunity

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Yep. This is hanging in New York. Just embarrassing. If the sign would've said missing/lost bladder, I'd understand but free bladder supplement??? People have lost all sense of shame... #LOL #funny #comedy #humor #joke #news #trending

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https://t.co/rShSpmnQlT Chinese companies are "wonton"ly making up fake kashrus logos #funny #jewishhumor #food #humor #kosher

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NEW YORK: KASHRUS ALERT: The https://t.co/MDv9iuDkNM website issued a warning that Chinese companies are wantonly making up fake kashrus logos and affixing them to food products.

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@elizjameswrites I feel appreciative!!!

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Where art thou matza
I can hear you call
So crisp and, oh, so thin
How I long to sit right by your side
And watch as the tide cometh in
A shortage of unleavened bread
Threaten the prairie and the plain
I did love you now I say adieu
The mass Exodus is wont to remain
#pesach #lol

[Avi Steinfeld @avi_steinfeld]

Where art thou matza
I can hear you call
So crisp and, oh, so thin
How I long to sit right by your side
And watch as the tide cometh in
A shortage of unleavened bread
Threaten the prairie and the plain
I did love you now I say adieu
The mass Exodus will remain
#frumtwitter #פסח

[Avi Steinfeld @avi_steinfeld]

Where art thou matza
I can hear you call
So crisp and, oh, so thin
How I long to sit right by your side
And watch as the tide cometh in
A shortage of unleavened bread
Threaten the prairie and the plain
I did love you now I say adieu
The mass Exodus will remain
#worldpoetryday

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https://t.co/s60UQUK8fd #humor #funny #holidays #laugh #lol #joke

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Let's Go Bears! #Jets #Bears

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Did they try the Mississippi? 😂@lol @funny @bus @humor @satire @rivers

[Avi Steinfeld @avi_steinfeld]

@laurenspieller My pitch - In a blissful world ruled by animals, find out how a 5th grader helps the Prince seek vengeance on a British perpetrator and learns a powerful lesson of treating animals humanely along the way. Thank you very much!

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@laurenspieller Hi Lauren, I missed the deadline for today's showcase at Pitch Wars but I wanted to query you regarding my 29K word MG fantasy-adventure novel.

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@KimLongMG Thanks a lot Kim.

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I'm trying to submit my MG fiction manuscript, genre - fantasy portal to #pitchwars but when I click "submit" on the website, it says submissions are now closed. Any help would be appreciated. Tx