Clementine Fandango

gel infused memory foam mattress enthusiast. busy making sure all us poors are so ashamed of our births that we keep mum about class

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Herr: es ist Zeit

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What do you call it, some very adult escaping sadness, to take a lot of melatonin then listen to Rilke in German on Youtube and be sad, is there a name for that?

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@WomenAreWomen3 This is very closely aligned with requiring a "perfect victim" mentality. If she had just shut up and left him alone, he wouldn't have HAD to X, Y, Z. Men's actions=women's responsibility. See Will & Jada Smith right now too.

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Netflix you gotta rename it "Our Great Parks" or "Our Great International Parks". How are you going to have a US president host a show with the word "national" in it, but there's a global setting?

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I had never seen this before and it sparked joy.

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The first rule of misogyny is whatever a man does is a woman's fault, and that's all I'll say about Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. #freewilly my @$$

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Walmart your grocery delivery app bugginess has lost you thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars. Click to purchase: "We're having trouble with your request" over hours and hours and months and months.

[Clementine Fandango @Avilaaahh]

Got a bunch of thrift store dark brown base / weathered dark tan shade shade table lamps from the thrift store. Gorgeous 2005 aesthetic. Trying to think of cheap & easy makeovers. Suggestions welcome.

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I would just like to point out that even at pro-life central (the Catholic Church), incidental abortion in the pursuit of maternal life saving is ALLOWED.

[Marc Owen Jones @marcowenjones]

🧵1/ This is an analysis of all accounts using the terms '#Ukraine' and 'bio labs'. I wanted to see which accounts were pushing this narrative the most, & which were the most influential. This is an analysis of around 20k Twitter interactions from approx 17k unique accounts

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

VIDEO: No safe corridor, just a plank for those fleeing to Kyiv.

Ukrainians flee south towards Kyiv across a bombed-out bridge as Russian forces continue to bombard the town of Irpin, northwest of the capital

[Ilya Lozovsky @ichbinilya]

The NYT pulls out of Russia, in part because Putin's regime has criminalized calling its war a "war" — do that, and you can get 15 years in prison.

Just a few hours ago, we learned that the UN has *also* told its staff not to use the word "war" "when referring to the situation."

[Clementine Fandango @Avilaaahh]

MODERN TIMES

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Russia games FB, and China games Twitter.

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💔💔💔💔💔

[Vera Bergengruen @VeraMBergen]

Here's a transcript of a Russian soldier's last text messages to his mother that Ukraine's Ambassador to the UN just read out from screenshots at the emergency session of the UN General Assembly

[Clementine Fandango @Avilaaahh]

My Amazon homepage is suddenly featuring "frequently repurchased lab equipment". Think the mister & kids are secretly building a meth kitchen?

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On this subject: Twitter in early Syria (Hohms) & the Arab spring was profound, magnificent. I prob would have paid ppl myself to join Twitter back then. As in Twitter was invisible, the peoples voices were resounding.

[Clementine Fandango @Avilaaahh]

Wordle was a sincerely fun 10 minute unplugging + connection of my day. *WAS*. Just tried the NYT rebranding - obvs NYT updated font, publicized dictionary "corrections", no right answer key.

You cannot monetize all of life.

[Clementine Fandango @Avilaaahh]

Dear @nytimes : you have no idea how much less wordle I will do or encourage (0). Just tried yours. It stinks. Thanks for killing culture.