AV

I'm a former comedian that writes about politics, sports, movies, or anything else taking place in the world that piques my curiosity on a given day.

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

Steve Kornacki entering the MSNBC studio today

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

Australia has got Trump down.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The New York Jets dressed up as a real professional football team for Halloween

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

This is the fifth straight season in which a Will Smith wins a World Series:

2024: C Will Smith (LAD)
2023: LHP Will Smith (TEX)
2022: LHP Will Smith (HOU)
2021: LHP Will Smith (ATL)
2020: C Will Smith (LAD)

i love baseball

[AV @avmetsjets]

@MelissaCarbal14 Reese Havens

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The 1st law of Putin Dynamics is that Soviet Union cannot be created nor destroyed, but merely changed from one form to another.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Day 746 of my 3 war. My Air Force has prevented Ukraine from shooting down A-50 aircraft by having them destroyed on the ground before they can take off.

I remain a master strategist.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

He fell 5 floors from basement window.

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

I shot down MH17 and killed hundreds of Dutch people. Now the Dutch are ready to send F-16s.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

For the first time since 1969, the Lions and Browns each have each won seven of their first 10 games.

The last time this happened:

🏈Jets were the defending Super-Bowl champs.
🏈Bill Belichick was a senior at Annapolis High School in MD.
🏈Apollo 11 landed on the moon.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“Fuck it, there’s a Broncos defender out there somewhere”

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

Every straight Italian woman in this app just had a full-on trauma response to this tweet.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

After all that’s happened in Week 1, I think its clear the NFL ain’t got no script this year. This writers strike is for real.

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Aaron Rodgers lasted 1/1584th of a Scaramucci.

[Rachel Nichols @Rachel__Nichols]

Eli on the Manningcast, wondering what Jets Offensive Coordinator Nathaniel Hackett said to Zach Wilson during halftime.
Peyton: “I think [Hackett] spent most of that time vomiting.”

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Day 555 of my 3 day war. I asked my generals how we will deal with Ukrainian F-16s if we can’t even stop cheap drones. They looked nervously at the window.

I remain a master strategist.

[AV @avmetsjets]

@Metstradamus Dave Kingman will show up and be fan friendly.

[Connor Hughes @Connor_J_Hughes]

Reminder: The #Jets have not played their starting defensive line in the preseason this year. Who you saw torment the #Panthers starters, and now the #Bucs, are their depth, rotational assets.

Let that sink in.

[Ted Berg @OGTedBerg]

Cardinals fans when Pete Alonso is coming

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The Ruble this year..

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