Avonlea’s 🌳s

“any fool can be happy. It takes a man with real heart to make beauty out of the stuff that makes us weep.” ― Clive Barker

[Avonlea’s 🌳s @avonleastrees]

This

[J.D. Haltigan, PhD 🏒👨‍💻 @JDHaltigan]

https://t.co/F1G7te2LF0

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Only 40% of Americans vote. In local elections and primaries, it’s just 10%.

Over 95% of Muslims vote. In New York alone, 98% of Muslims voted for Mamdani.

This is why Muslims and DSA communists are being elected all over the country.

[Senator Babet @senatorbabet]

I am in the UK right now, it has fallen.

Ignore the legacy media, I have seen it with my own eyes.

A once mighty empire is fading, and fast. The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they are inside, raping and pillaging, while the western men of the nation stand by and do nothing.

I have never witnessed such a cucked and demoralised populace in my life.

Australia is not far behind. Open your eyes. Find your courage. Speak before it is too late.

[Britta | NoSoup4Knowles @nosoup4knowles]

"My moral character is being called into question!"

—Charlie Kirk

But sure, he would be totally cool with his WIFE's character being assasinated

You guys are morons if you think Charlie embraced questions attacking his wife, friends, or family

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Bill Maher on the Islamic slaughter of Christians in Nigeria: "They are literally trying to wipe out the christian population of an entire country. Where are the kids protesting this? They don't care because the Jews aren't involved"

He's 100% correct.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

This is what Jewish ADULTS looked like during the Holocaust.

Honest question: How come there is not a single photo of emaciated adult Gazans, only children?

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

That's just the truth.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Their next step is to agree that there are large numbers of illegals voting (or usually getting harvested by Dem operatives who pick up their ballots and fill them out) and that it is a good thing and anyone who opposes it is racist

[shnique @shniqu_e]

they're more emotional than usual this year and i fear it might be because they won't be performing for a while after this😓

[Avonlea’s 🌳s @avonleastrees]

@nexasama FFS she’s as insufferable as she seems

[Chicks On The Right @chicksonright]

We’d like to offer this public service announcement to save trolls some of their precious time and energy that they COULD be spending on things like touching grass or developing off-line normal human relationships.

Yes, we’re old! We’re past menopause. Telling us we’re menopausal isn’t an insult.  It’s a statement of fact. It’s this rite of passage that every single woman on earth goes through (real women, that is - not dudes who just think they’re women).  Telling us we’re old isn’t an insult.  It’s a reminder that we’re infinitely wiser than you are, and you’re still just dumb enough to think you won’t GET old.  (You should pray that you will, because the alternative sucks.)

Yes, we’re Zionists! Proudly so. Zionism to us simply means that we believe that Israel has a right to exist as a country without being attacked every 45 seconds. Others may believe in biblical prophecies - we just happen to think it’s ok for Israel to be a country and for Jews to safely live there.  And we acknowledge that Israel is the most democratic, freedom loving, accepting nation in the Middle East, making them a natural US ally.  Calling us Jewish isn’t an insult.  Calling us Zionists isn’t an insult.  It’s just a reminder that you’re a bigoted piece of shit who thinks that “Queers for Palestine” actually makes any kind of sense. (PS. There is no genocide in Gaza, no matter how much you want to pretend there is.)

Yes, we’re defenders of Erika Kirk!  Candace Owens is a demonic cult leader, her followers are retarded sheep, and we will happily cull our mentions of those sheep whenever we see them.  Brainlessly posting at us that, “CANDACE IS GOING MAX” or “Long live Erika Frantzve” or whatever other slogan your cult leader has groomed you into parroting this week doesn’t insult us.  It’s just a reminder that you’re a brainwashed idiot.  (PS.  Erika’s last name is Kirk, no matter how much you seethe over it.)

No, we aren’t paid by any foreign government or entity.  Accusing us of being paid “$7000” or being bots isn’t an insult, it’s just a lie. No, we aren’t part of an organized op, nor do we follow any script.  We actually just have our own opinions, which we hold deeply and then share with our audience.  Calling us paid operatives isn’t an insult - it’s just a lame, meaningless falsehood with no bite.  

If you find yourself ready to comment a suggested name change at us, please know that we’ve been doing this for a long time, and we’ve already heard ALL of the suggestions you’ve convinced yourself are clever and original.  “Chicks with Dicks” is so tired at this point, y’all.  I mean, COME ON. 🙄 Be less cringe.

No, we’re not racist or homophobic or transphobic or white supremacists or any of the other -ists and -obes you wanna try to throw at us. Calling us those things doesn’t insult us in the slightest, because we know who we are and we know we aren’t those things.  We ARE Islamophobes though, and have no issue at all admitting it.  Any rational-thinking westerner should be, since that political ideology threatens everything that makes our country and western civilization great. Suicidal empathy will be the west’s downfall, and the more you ignore that or worse, engage in it, the more retarded you are, and the less your opinion of us matters.

Yes, we’re happily married to great guys, and have great kids with whom we enjoy great relationships. Telling us we’ll never have men that love us or that our kids probably hate us isn’t insulting, because it’s just comically untrue.  And coming from women, it’s most often projection.  Coming from men, it’s most often because they’re incels. Telling us we're ugly is meaningless, because we're already loved by the people we want to attract, and it's almost a certainty that you're not one of them.

Hope this helps save you some time. If you're still compelled to try and hurl some lame insult at us because it didn't quite fit the aforementioned insults outlined above and you just can't help yourself, just know how much you're pitied. 😀

[Blake Neff @BlakeSNeff]

So is Ireland just copying Canada and using the presence of bodies at a cemetery to invent a genocide as an excuse to commit arson against churches?

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

President Trump takes the stage in Georgia:

"I am here to announce my candidacy...I'm only kidding."

😂😂😂

[Avonlea’s 🌳s @avonleastrees]

@FreddyLA7 We’ll miss having you here, Freddy! ♥️🙏🏼

[Avonlea’s 🌳s @avonleastrees]

@stephenasmith Eewwwww

[Avonlea’s 🌳s @avonleastrees]

@Brody_A_M @Don_TEE @PopCrave lol

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAER]

Zohran Mamdani is a dangerously effective communicator and Western civilization will fall if his voice isn’t neutralized by truth.

This is not an exaggeration.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Zohran Mamdani was overtly opposed to the arrest of Maduro but is for arresting Netanyahu.

Weird.

[Avonlea’s 🌳s @avonleastrees]

@Don_TEE @PopCrave Maybe him getting drunk on a plane and allegedly hitting her and the kids had something to do with it all

[Avonlea’s 🌳s @avonleastrees]

@PopCrave Gosh that family situation is so sad