Magick@Gizmo

Black Kat Lives with his Sister Gizmo (who has a tasty bum bum)
And some Bald bloke who feeds them and let's them pee in his slippers.

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@DerekTVShow @rickygervais My limerick for uncle Ricky..
There once was a comedian named Ricky
Whose older brother was quite tricky
He'd play pranks all the day
In a mischievous way
Leaving Ricky to simply feel icky!
Love Magick
(I'm a cat..methinks)

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

A black cat called Magick who's on Twitter

Will post tweets that make you all twitter

She'll post jokes, riddles and stories
And a few pictures of her glories
Magick the black cat, you won't Forget her
Love Magick

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

My cat Magick is a true source of beauty and joy in my life. She always seems to know when I need a smile and a cuddle, and she always makes sure I get them. She brings a special kind of magic to my world, and I’m so lucky to have her. #catlover #catmagick #myfurbaby

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O.M.G
I'm up to 728 followers ..
Every follower I get over 1000 I will donate 1£ to a local cat charity to help my fellow cats..
Thanks
Love Magick xx

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

@MrTtheTaco @manners_becca Yeyeah cos I'm real not a stuffed cheesey snack!!

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#England #Wales #Scotland #cats #dogs

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

@MorganaOfOld You look like my twin!!!!
I have a doppelganger!!!!

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

There once was a Godless ape named Ricky
His humor was both witty and slick
-y
He made fun of religion With a smile
and a smirking disposition
And proved that being atheist is quite hicky!
@rickygervais

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

My mummy wants to know why
D.O.G.S
Do as there told and cats just ignore orders....
Cos we Are CATS!!!
Hoomans can be so DUMB...
Love Magick

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@manners_becca @MrTtheTaco @JaneFallon That's what my wife said when I proposed to her!!

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@MrTtheTaco @JaneFallon Youre very desperate for a stuffed toy...I have a moldy banana u can smooch with...tho shes outta your league ...
Love Magick..

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

Daddy asked me why I sleep so much...
What a Dumbass ...
Every one knows it's so I can wake him up at 3.00 a.m
For breakfast...
EXHAUSTED.

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

I've got my makeup on in time for Halloween...
Only 9 months left..
Love Gizmo xx

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@PickliciousF A limerick for Pickle

There once was a cat named Pickle,
Whose curiosity caused quite a tickle,
She got stuck in the covers,
Of her owner's bed lovers, And made such a fuss
It was difficult to wiggle.
Love Magick xx

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@purbrooktony There once was a comedian named Rick,
Who was quite the rotund trick,
He settled in the bath,
With a smile and a laugh,
And giggled until he was sick.

Love Magick xx
@rickygervais

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@MiloFizzGeordie A limerick for 2 bootiful panfurs.

Two black cats from the North East were named Milo and Fizz,
Both Geordies through and through,
they was,
They roamed the streets of Tyne,
In search of fish and wine,
And their accents as thick as Newcastle's mist.

Love Magick and Gizmo x

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@MorganaOfOld A limerick for my new friend Midnight.

There once was a handsome black cat named Midnight,
With fur as dark as the starry night,
His eyes gleamed green,
And his purring machine,
Was music to everyone's delight.
Love Magick xx

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@adriennefj Hey...I'm not fussy...a bum bum is a bum bum...
Love Magick xx
(Lesbian in waiting)

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This is sister Gizmo..she thinks shes prettier than me..
What do you think!!

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

@edginton_jane @MsB0759 It's a table...I squeeze under it cos I'm Svelt...The Spice Girls Are still relevant!!!
CAT POWER!!

[Magick@Gizmo @AVSOLDIERBLU]

Daddy says I'm the only cat that 'tuts'
When breakfast is late...
Hes lucky ...he was 2minutes 10 seconds late with my brekkie this morning..
YOU COULD SEE MY RIBS!!!!
"TUT!"
Love Magick xx